605 horsepower of raw fun. This Audi RS model gained 45 horsepower over its standard model “RS7” thus the addition of “performance” to its name. Unfortunately there’s no way to tell who’s driving the better RS7 but anyone who owns that beast could care less. This car pushes zero to 100 in around 3 seconds, but the real fun is after 100kmh. Audi’s Quattro system gives you a brutal lunch that will put you back in your seat every time and put a smile on your face. Audi was cool enough to offer an akrapovic exhaust option for a hefty 11k, but trust me it was worth scaring people. It’s the last RS7 model without a soft limiter (revs until 4000 rpm max)... why Audi ?? Overall I give this car a 10/10 and I’m sad to see it go.
Dave: Hey did you hear Jim’s dad got the Audi rs7 performance!
Ronnie: what’s an rs7 performance?
Dave: one hell of a car.
Ronnie: what’s an rs7 performance?
Dave: one hell of a car.
by Swimfordayz January 6, 2021
Get the Audi rs7 performancemug. Someone (typically a male) who usually drinks matcha and listens to Clairo or any other trendy female singer as a type of performance to attract females
by 1uvmars_ August 1, 2025
Get the Performativemug. Person 1: *writes your name all over their books*
Person 2: he really performs for me huh.
Person 1: *talks shit behind your back*
Person 2: that's obsessive. He really performs for me lmao.
Person 2: he really performs for me huh.
Person 1: *talks shit behind your back*
Person 2: that's obsessive. He really performs for me lmao.
by Cervix diver December 18, 2021
Get the Performmug. You can see...
Hym "How they are just putting on a performance, right? We shouldn't be doing that anymore. Look... No matter what I say it will not turn off the spiral. If it is going off there is only one thing that can be done. You REE-lon couldn't EVER do it without me. Not in a million billion years. Seriously. Do I have to plug your nose and pretend my middle finger is an airplane or something? This is childish."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
Get the Putting on a performancemug. The phenomenon that occurs after a play or stage performance where the actor/actress will say lines from said play for the next week or so in normal conversation inadvertently or by accident.
"how did the date go?"
"** i don't know she did get alot of laughs.**"
"what?"
"Sorry i have performance aftershock, i made her laugh, she liked that."
"** i don't know she did get alot of laughs.**"
"what?"
"Sorry i have performance aftershock, i made her laugh, she liked that."
by spiderserna December 26, 2011
Get the Performance aftershockmug. When a man intentionally looks gay or fruity without actually being gay. Usually done to attract women.
by HandlenameUD September 2, 2025
Get the Performativemug.