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Jab

Damn that jab over there plays D&D.
by webbu_r May 7, 2019
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Jab

Jab is a word used to refer to a crackhead or bum
*some eats something of the floor*

Me: your a “jab” that’s nasty 🤢 !
by Big Kay from da 13 February 1, 2020
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Jug Jab

Titty skittles are bad for you so I'm doing the jug jab
by Jordynnnnnnnnn August 18, 2023
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jab shield

Is what you say when someone either within a defined perimeter, or smell-shot radius of you, farts. If you are the farter, you must pass the fart by tapping (or hitting) someone, and then shouting jab shield, which prevents it from being passed back. If someone smells your fart they can shout jabshield before you have decided to even pass it, thereby alerting others to the fart. The objective is to not be the person stuck with the fart.
Bill: {fart}
Bill hits Bob
Bill: Jab shield!
Bob: Doh!
Ben: Jab shield!
Bryan: Jab shield!
Bob hits Bernard
Bob: Jabshield!
Bernard: Dammit!

Bernard is stuck with the fart.
by yoyoyoyourmama July 26, 2006
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The Jab

A slang term for the COVID-19 vaccine; Mainly used in a derogatory way by the American political Right wing.
Of course I didn’t get the Jab. Vaccines are created to control you.
by DominoSav4 June 1, 2024
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Jib Jab

Native jargon of Crevington aka The Crevice community located in Spokane, WA.
That fool was staring into the sun, squeezing lemons in his eyes and talking a whole bunch of Jib Jab!
by Snowmntha June 13, 2024
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Flu Jab

When a man has sex with a woman with the intent of getting an STD to transfer to another woman, most often one who has been cheating on him previously.
"Shaniqua was fucking Daquan so I'm gonna give her a flu jab, where's that bitch with Syphilis?"
by IsopodCunt October 23, 2018
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