Photo-Hiking

The Art of "Looking" like an Olympic Gymnast:

Stretching arms and legs outward in a most painful to maintain position
giving your 127% effort to squeeze every last bit of speed out of the boat to excel past the competition
as the Photographer gets the "Money Shot"
Holly - here comes Woody hand me my brush

Dave - set the beers out of view, skip thinks it's a dry boat

Bob - Holly get that shirt off, the race is 1 hr but the photos are forever!

Holly - Ok let's Hike like we're gettin blown off the side

Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking

Bob - Holy Shit I thought he'd never leave !

Dave - Ya my fuckin back is killing me !

Holly - Hay who's got my top ?

Bob - 10 seconds of "Photo-Hiking" feels like all fuckin day !

Holly - Com-On WTF did you guys do with my top ?

Dave - Shit our Beers are gone over the side !

Holly - well at least we should get som Great pix on the rail ...eh

Dave - Holly your top is right behind you

Holly - Dudes look he's commin back where's my brush?

Bob - Hike Bitches ........... Hike

Skipper - when you guys get a chance it'd look nice to hook the kite in the other 2 corners

Bob - Oh Shit Never fails

Dave - why is he always around when these things happen :-O
by DA-WOODY November 08, 2010
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Bullshit Hike

When a person is walking around, trying to bullshit his/her family and friends, into lending them money. But nobody wants to lend him/her any money, because the person doesn't pay back or never had a job.
John is on a bullshit hike, because he needs five hundred dollars to pay his rent.
by Tony "Tone" Vega September 16, 2016
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Is the hike worth the view?

When questioning if something is worth it, this phrase might come to mind.
I want to study all night, but is the hike worth the view?
by basicbails June 11, 2019
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That’s a hike

Philly slang for “that’s too far
Person 1: Come see me, I live down sw

Person 2: I’m ngl that’s a hike.
by Ijustbebored February 13, 2022
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hike and push

When you're walking and you hike one leg up and push out a fart.
My sister-in-law walked past and did a hike and push.
by Sam-n-Jen November 04, 2007
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Hikes

“Dude I lost my socks”

hikes man

“Why haven’t you replied to me”

Hikes, I forgot

My cat ran away”

Hiiiikkeeessss
by Minnesotanslag July 25, 2019
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Hike

To go out on a good long journey mostly to rejuvenate oneself.. i went to kananaskis last year where were you? A journey close to home but yet far away..
I went on a hike in kananaskis last year..
by Soloaliks July 17, 2020
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