Testicular Octortion

When your testicles gets twisted 8 times while still in your sack

"Sorry Mrs.Grendle, your husbands scrodum has suffered a severe case of testicular octortion..youre going to jail!!!"

by Helmet Youngsheiffer March 17, 2010

Testicular Starvation

When you havent had sex in a very long time and your testicles start to shrink.

Honey what happened to your balls?" " oh im suffering from Testicular Starvation.

by Wiseco February 19, 2011

testiculating

To 'testiculate' is to thrust your groin whilst dancing.

Oh dear, there's no way in hell Joel's gonna get that girl. She seems mightily put off by his by his testiculating.

by McKECHN13 March 12, 2010

testicular fortitude

n. Balls; Ballsy.
More commonly used in its abbreviated form, tf.

"Hey man, tf!"

by EskimoBobGuy June 10, 2004

Testiculate

the pain you get after being racked in the balls.

johnny's balls testiculated after he was kicked in the balls by his little sister.

by insertDongle May 12, 2010

testacular

The one and only way of describing a great penis.
One penis that is so great it has to be described by a word that is only in urban dictionary.

Wow...thats......testacular..... *drool* i wanna ride that

by Rayne DM April 23, 2004

uni-testicular

The characteristic of having one testicle whether it be because one has been squashed into the other, because one has been surgically removed, or because the man (and/or woman) was born without a second ball.

Anushka is uni-testicular because her balls where squashed together by a cock shot.

by monkq2 February 8, 2010