telespittle

The froth seen on the lips of a politician who is so engrossed in making a point that he/she neglects to notice the drool coming out of his/her mouth. First seen in the Movies in Fifteen Minutes community on LiveJournal as it mocked High Chancellor Sutler in the film "V for Vendetta." See also telefroth.

All of the bad guys, plus Chief Inspector Finch, are conveniently in one room to receive the giant, furious telespittle of High Chancellor Sutler.

by Spiraling April 26, 2006

teleswag

Obtaining marketing merchandise, or swag, remotely via telephone or other means.

Hey, could you teleswag me one of those green, squishy, noise-making balls?

by Noah Buddy November 7, 2007

teespinch

A quick, stinging pinch to the tees. (Tees means butt, see "tees" in Urban Dictionary)

Dad: Did you do your homework?
Dude: Ummm..no..um
Dad: Why not? Go do it NOW! *gives a teespinch*

by JustARegularGuyCalledAnon April 24, 2008

telesexual

One who is able to have sexual intercourse without physical contact or from a distance

Brandon is having intercourse with my anus right now from the other room, he is a telesexual

by the g man1234567 October 23, 2008

telescopulation

Desire to have sex with someone that you only see from a distance.

I see this chick around all the time, but I haven't talked to her yet. It's just telescopulation at this point.

by Bill39 December 15, 2008

telespammer

Someone who repeatedly calls and leaves dozens of ridiculously short messages about unimportant things such as what they ate for lunch, where they are, etc.

Matthew is such a telespammer, he called me four times from the football game last night to tell me what he was doing.

by Lukie In The Sky October 25, 2009

teleswap

v. to text or call someone who has just given you their phone number, for the purposes of giving him/her your phone number/contact information. Note: the practice of speaking the first phone number aloud is also a key facet in the process of teleswapping.

n. the practice of texting/calling someone to exchange numbers/contact information.

Sifl: "Hey, let's exchange numbers. I'll get a pen."
Ollie: "No need for a pen - just tell me your number and we'll teleswap."
Sifl: "Cool, here it is - 415-867-5309."
Ollie: "Cool."
Sifl: "Hold up, someone's calling me...man, who is that? I don't recognize the number."
Ollie: "Dude, that's my number - we just teleswapped."
Sifl: "So THAT'S what that's called!"

by morganfreemason June 13, 2012