Testicular Torsion

The act of twisting a man's testicles in an irregular way, typically to induce pain.

Person 1: Prepare for testicular torsion!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 twists Person 2's balls*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Nonery October 28, 2023

Testicular Hydroplaning

When you thrust so hard during intercourse your testicles accidentally slide all the way in to the orifice of your choice.

I'm going at it like a freaking Jackhammer on 43rd Street, and then all the sudden I have a case of testicular hydroplaning right into her ass

by ObsidianWraith April 19, 2018

testicular capacity

Alternative way of saying “You don’t have the balls”

Jake Ryan lacks the testicular capacity to perform the motions of intercourse.

by razortazy February 3, 2021

testicular tanning

ITS A NICE SUNNY DAY AND YA FEEL LIKE TANNING YA BALLS CAUSE THAY NEVER SEE THE SUN.

It’s a beautiful sunny day I think I’ll do some testicular tanning on my balls! (Testicles).

by Uncle thunder cock buck! June 2, 2021

Tennessee Testicular Telepathy

That feeling when you bros are around you but you can’t see them, you get that little tingle in your nuts.

“Are you guys near me? I am getting the Tennessee Testicular Telepathy!”

by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025

testicular aids

Testicular Aids Is A Disease That Turns Your Nuts Lumpy And Infested By Black Spots

OH Shit Last Night I Caught Testicular Aids When I Pounded Terry's Mum

by TezzieFiddler May 8, 2018

Testicular crossfire

When time travelling, butt fucking Mexicans with lazer beams in their eyes start a war in your front yard

Oh shit! It's a testicular crossfire!

by Time traveling butt fuckingMex June 18, 2013