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Testicle University

The only university with a moving flag

69,000 $ in tuition
69% acceptance rate
O testicles, o testicles, o testicles in my university

No girls allowed, no girls allowed, at Testicle University
by Bob AC July 10, 2021
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Bull Testicles

Something that has actually sometimes been put on pizza.
I doubt that I will ever try a Pizza with Pineapples on it, but I would 100% rather have a Pizza with Pineapples on it than a Pizza with Bull Testicles on it.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022
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testicle milk

The gooey stuff that comes out da schlong.
My girl sure loves to drink testicle milk!
by EkeTIT May 1, 2018
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testicle fuck

Taking scrotum sak and playing throat hockey.
by sightlywaif January 23, 2016
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testicle breathing

Breather deeply into your balls, imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would. Most men never breathe into their balls consciously. This simple practice can be used to stimulate your sex energy and begin to rotate it around the micro-cosmic orbit.
by what_am_i_doing_with_my_life September 18, 2021
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testicle terminator

A slut who has sex with a lot of men. A slut that terminates testicles.
Sandra: yo, I went down on the hottest Gilbert last night.
Amanda: damn, you are a real testicle terminator, sandra.
by jonathan0913 August 8, 2018
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testicle HOE

when a man sticks his cucumber in a old mans buttcheeks until it gets comfy and sticky inside.
by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022
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