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vodka downs 

Vodka downs is what you get when you drink too much vodka. The effect of the vodka will make you act like you have downs syndrome. You will have problems speaking properly, standing up w/o help from friends, get swollen and red eyes and you'll feel sleepy. Basically, you're drunk as fuck.

This applies to every alcohol. If you're drunk as fuck on beer, it'll be beer downs.
Simon: Did you get vodka downs yesterday?

Philip: Hell yeah motherfucker, I fell asleep in my own puke in the bathroom, woke up at 3 a.m. and tried to get my mom to pick me up but I couldn't pronounce the address correctly, so I fell asleep again and went home next morning.
vodka downs by jonathan0913 January 13, 2020

testicle terminator 

A slut who has sex with a lot of men. A slut that terminates testicles.
Sandra: yo, I went down on the hottest Gilbert last night.
Amanda: damn, you are a real testicle terminator, sandra.
Lazy intellectuals says “gud” instead of “god”.
Carl: Jesus, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me killed me last night!
John: That film is some Gud shit.
Carl: Good?
John: Fuck off dumbo.
gud by jonathan0913 April 14, 2018