testackle

an injury occuring in sports (particularly football or rugby) in which the ball carrier is hit or tackled and injures his testicles in the process

Dude, last night at the game I got testackled so hard I thought they had fallen on the ground!

by Jacob1012 December 1, 2009

Testaballs

Another comical and witty name for testicles. Referring to testicles as testaballs usually guarantees a laugh or two from everyone around you.

Person 1: Oh dear, you seem to have struck my testaballs.
Person 2: Haha excuse me, I slipped on this slick floor, i'm sorry that I kicked your testaballs.
Person 1: Haha, it's alright.
Person 2: Goodbye.
Person 1: Goodbye.

by G4 sect March 17, 2013

Testacity

Having the audacity to test you. (Starting a problem.)

How dare you have the testacity to talk to my girlfriend in front of me!?
I hate him so much! What testacity!
The testacity that was just seen was unbelievable.
Derek, don't come at me with your testacity!
The testacity! The testacity!

by DAPR May 25, 2015

Tentacology

The study of tentacles and other tentacle applications.

All Japanese manga writers are required to take a course in tentacology in order to properly tentacleize their creations.

by NickyRodgers October 24, 2015

Testamoaning

When you are having sex in a courthouse, i.e. courtroom/ judges chambers/ jury deliberation room, and the girl/ man starts to moan as a result of the sex.

"How did court go for you the other day?" ..."DUDE! I totally banged the hot court clerk during recess!"

"WHAT!?Didn't you have to be quiet?"..."Na bro, I totally had her Testamoaning"

by Officer nipples 42 March 21, 2017

tentaclesexual

To be attracted to tentacles. This is not to be confused with being attracted to octopi, or squids of any kind, as the person who is tentaclesexual is only attracted to tentacles.

"You like that octopus? Aren't you tentaclesexual?"
"No, dude, I only like tentacles."

by ovenroastedjews April 7, 2017

Tentacock

When a man masturbates and the cum starts to dry, but it is still wet enough for it to become very sticky, resembling an octopus's tentacles with its sticky suction cups

Dave'a tentacock was so bad, he was able to lift up small objects with his dick

by Reese Perkins September 21, 2017