Hitting a big booty Latina from the back while simultaneously playing a jig on the fiddle and singing an old Russian sea shanty
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Get the teel mug.Its a name that its choosen by mom. A mom that was being creative and trying to be unique naming their girl/boy Tealor.
Their girl/boy turning out to be very unique in every way and behind their smiles or what they show, something hiden that painful and sad to them
Their girl/boy turning out to be very unique in every way and behind their smiles or what they show, something hiden that painful and sad to them
Kid: todays such a great day huh, its lovely.
Friend: oh yeah it sure is.
Kid: yeah.. makes me remember a lot of things.
Friend: u remind me of a Tealor.
Friend: oh yeah it sure is.
Kid: yeah.. makes me remember a lot of things.
Friend: u remind me of a Tealor.
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A FUCKING SATAN, IF U'RE EVER GONNA ENTER HELL YOU'LL SEE TEEMO
Great champ...
A motherfucking piece of shit cuddly looking League of Legends champion, don't let his look blind you. I mean he's gonna blind u anyway but let's jump to teemo's skill set, At first if he stands still for a 1.5 sec he's I N V I S I B L E, his Q one of a few things that let him play top is his Q, The Blinding Dart when he hits you with it you loose half of ur HP and u can't autoatack.
Second part of his kit is useless, by saying 2nd part I mean his W, it's useless if u're pathetic teemo main u don't even pick this ability at all, but don't even attemp to main him, nobody's gonna like u I mean there's a high chance that you main Garen or Yasuo/Yone then you have nothing to loose go ahead. Third part is his e which is essentially Nashor's Tooth but it also poisons u and u take magic DMG over time. The FORTH part of his bueatifull kit is his R, FUCKING MOOSHROOMS he places mooshrom a trap that takes half of your hp when u Walk into it, it's also invisible after placing it. Now let's talk about Teemo's player mindset, well it doesn't exist...
A FUCKING SATAN, IF U'RE EVER GONNA ENTER HELL YOU'LL SEE TEEMO
Great champ...
A motherfucking piece of shit cuddly looking League of Legends champion, don't let his look blind you. I mean he's gonna blind u anyway but let's jump to teemo's skill set, At first if he stands still for a 1.5 sec he's I N V I S I B L E, his Q one of a few things that let him play top is his Q, The Blinding Dart when he hits you with it you loose half of ur HP and u can't autoatack.
Second part of his kit is useless, by saying 2nd part I mean his W, it's useless if u're pathetic teemo main u don't even pick this ability at all, but don't even attemp to main him, nobody's gonna like u I mean there's a high chance that you main Garen or Yasuo/Yone then you have nothing to loose go ahead. Third part is his e which is essentially Nashor's Tooth but it also poisons u and u take magic DMG over time. The FORTH part of his bueatifull kit is his R, FUCKING MOOSHROOMS he places mooshrom a trap that takes half of your hp when u Walk into it, it's also invisible after placing it. Now let's talk about Teemo's player mindset, well it doesn't exist...
X: Oh, I'm dead
Y: What happened?
X: Well I walked into Teemo shroom and then Teemo appeared out of nowhere and didn't let me autoatack him for 2 seconds. Now I'm dead
Y: Mate I'm playing ADC and I'm still alive and ur not LOL. Nevermind i just also walked into shroom, I'm dead too.
Y: What happened?
X: Well I walked into Teemo shroom and then Teemo appeared out of nowhere and didn't let me autoatack him for 2 seconds. Now I'm dead
Y: Mate I'm playing ADC and I'm still alive and ur not LOL. Nevermind i just also walked into shroom, I'm dead too.
by KamTheGreen January 2, 2022
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Get the the teflon don mug.Teela drunk is a level of drunkness that is beyond tequila drunk. If one is Teela Drunk, you can expect to see vomit, thongs, random guys, and the person will make no sense whatsoever. There may be some crazy dancing and loud singing. TEELA DRUNK CAN BE CLOSE TO DANGEROUS FOR THE PERSON AND THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.
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