target and chill

Mouritsen did the deed of target and chilling on wednesday
by Thd56g December 17, 2019
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Target bagger

When a dirty diaper is so awful you have dispose of it in a high quality Target bag rather than a low quality grocery bag.
Per-ew! Jason’s diaper was definitely a Target bagger.
by River Mile December 21, 2020
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Target karen

the Karen who pulls out in the middle of the entrance to the large Target parking lot. There's enough room for one car to both be entering and exiting, but not for Karen. You see, it's hard for Karen to see through her sunglasses at 5pm, and her hydrocodone is just kicking in at this time, so don't try and enter the parking lot, just wait the two minutes it takes for her to get annoyed, shoot you that look, and drive her nice little minivan out of the way.
I was trying to go to Target, and I was about to enter the parking lot, when this Target Karen moves her minivan in the middle of the entrance
by ThatGuy3742 March 04, 2021
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the target effect

When you go somewhere and end up spending WAY more money than you originally intended. Like when you go to Target for a few things and end up with a cart full of things you didn't mean to buy.
I went to H&M yesterday to buy a pair of pants and suffered from the Target Effect. I spent $350 on new clothes. 😭
by B.T.H July 10, 2017
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Target Shooting

The best form of stress relief there is! I mean what better way is there for someone to release all their anger than to pump giant amounts of lead into a great mutitude of targets!!!
Kid 1: Dude I'm just under so much stress, I don't know what to do.

Kid 2: Have you tried target shooting?
by ~Acorn~ January 30, 2009
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Target Sweden

A computer game involving the attack on Sweden by the United Nations, which is played through 3 chapters:
1. Attack Launch
2. Invasion
3. Failed Evacuation
4. Complete Annihilation
Target Sweeden was the most fun I ever had in a computer game!
by Jonathan September 13, 2003
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Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.
Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"
by MuffinStuffers November 18, 2014
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