tactical bud

tac·ti·cal bud
NOUN

Definition- It’s the kind of weed that swarms your brain like swat team

Tactical bud was scientifically engineered to get you so unbelievably high causing you to talk about Pumpkin pie for 3 hours straight.

by para bellum July 23, 2020

tactical shag

like a smoke break, but shagging instead

maurice, work is fucking me off, lets go for a quick tactical shag in the disabled toilets and get back to it.

by cool...cool-cool-cool November 20, 2020

Tactical-Porn

The action in wrestling of watching a quick video of porn before your match, so that when you play referee's position on top, you don't just hope, you guarantee that your opponent will shriek in fear as he feels your rock-hard penis rub against his body, in hopes he forfeits. This works greatly along with Tactical-Viagra.

Coach: hey, get off your phone, your match is next!!
Wrestler: But I need it to get ready for my strategy!!
Coach: but what does your strategy have to do with "small tiny petite asian gets completely smashed by big step-bro with MASSIVE BBC"?
Wrestler: Tactical-Porn!!!

by WTFisThisWebsite? March 23, 2021

Tactical command is now yours

Authority of the highest standards that one can achieve.

After a flight to Cuba Tactical command is now yours .

by Town242 April 28, 2021

Tactical Recovery

Tactical Recovery, a salty as fuck community of Defence members, first responders and veterans who’ve realised WD-40 actually can’t fix all the pineapples in their lives.

A range of muscle recovery products that aren’t shit but could try harder when it comes to packaging.

A brand purely held together by the strength of the Social Media team.

“Oii cnt - I’m sore as fuck”
- sounds like you need some TR time.

“I’ve broken my leg in 7 places with a DVA claim that’s taken 8 years to process, think I might buy some Tactical Recovery salts and zen the fuck out while I wait”

“We’re literally going to fucking quit. The Tactical Recovery Ops team are ruining our vibe” - TR social media team.

by TacticalRecoveryAU November 24, 2021

TacticalFrosty

TacticalFrosty commonly referred to as Frosty is a mad city manager that abuses his perms to promote his video and make trash content on it. TacticalFrosty abuses his admin commands by giving billions of money to people which he never gave me. He's the trashest manager in history. He also add things nobody asks for to the game and constantly breaking mad city.

No one likes Tacticalfrosty, he makes stupid content.

by Mad city proxxx December 6, 2021

Tactical Sniff

(v.) The act of covertly sniffing a nice butt.

I was in line for the food truck and this babe with a dump truck was in front of me so I kneeled down to pretend to tie my shoe so I could get a Tactical Sniff.

by DrBlazeD December 26, 2021