Logan: I just won my Minecraft match!
Adam: Nice going man! You have earned yourself one potato touch.
Adam: Nice going man! You have earned yourself one potato touch.
by pizzaboy1 May 14, 2018
Get the Potato Touchmug. when you are on an encounter/date with a potential mating partner, to see if the possibility of carnal delights lay in your future, you may use light gestures of physical contact to check if that's even an option. the more touching, the better. in the culture of online dating, this has become an integral component.
BOY: 'hey, do you wanna check out some music after dinner?"
<insert confirmation touch>
GIRL: 'yeah, let's leave now, that would be so radtastic'
<insert returned confirmation touch>
BOY: "you are so hot, i really wanna see you naked later"
<insert confirmation touch>
GIRL: 'you are a scumbag, leave me alone bobby"
<no returned confirmation touch>
BOY: "I LOVE THE THANG BAND TOO!"
<insert confirmation touch>
GIRL: "that bassist bobby bananaz is so funny"
<insert returned confirmation touch>
<insert confirmation touch>
GIRL: 'yeah, let's leave now, that would be so radtastic'
<insert returned confirmation touch>
BOY: "you are so hot, i really wanna see you naked later"
<insert confirmation touch>
GIRL: 'you are a scumbag, leave me alone bobby"
<no returned confirmation touch>
BOY: "I LOVE THE THANG BAND TOO!"
<insert confirmation touch>
GIRL: "that bassist bobby bananaz is so funny"
<insert returned confirmation touch>
by paulmaddthang August 6, 2012
Get the confirmation touchmug. When a heterosexual couple are about to have sex and have been fooling around for a while first, a gentleman will subtly reach his hand down to her lady parts and gently touch to see if she is ready.
When a guy is curious if he is done with the foreplay and canmove onto the actual sex he does a gentleman's touch to see if she is wet enough to get started.
When a guy is curious if he is done with the foreplay and canmove onto the actual sex he does a gentleman's touch to see if she is wet enough to get started.
'Man, i was with this chick last night and i thought the foreplay was gonnna go on forever but i gave her the gentleman's touch and she was ready to go!'
by the_phantom_stranger May 6, 2009
Get the Gentleman's touchmug. by SoMePeRs0n/guy, December 23, 2007
Get the iPod Touchmug. by elZaphod May 19, 2017
Get the The Trump Touchmug. by sunaslemon February 12, 2021
Get the touch grassmug. DISCLAIMER: AVOID THE TOUCH TUNNEL AT ALL COSTS. READ THE FOLLOWING AT YOUR OWN RISK.
The exhibit at the Liberty Science Center that explains natural selection to little kids. It has been in existence for an undetermined amount of time, as any attempts to measure or sample the tunnel have been met only with suffering and death. The Liberty Science Center was built as a tribute to the tunnel, as it could destroy the entirety of New York or possibly the Earth itself if it doesn’t receive sacrifices. The exact dimensions of the tunnel are unknown, and it is widely regarded with paranoia and fear. On average, 7 of every 10 people will return safely from the Touch Tunnel once they’ve entered. The prevailing explanation for this is that the weak-willed and cowardly are consumed by the Tunnel in some sort of ancient ritual. Many brave adventurers have entered the Tunnel for bragging rights, never to return. Keep your family and friends away from the Tunnel at all costs.
The exhibit at the Liberty Science Center that explains natural selection to little kids. It has been in existence for an undetermined amount of time, as any attempts to measure or sample the tunnel have been met only with suffering and death. The Liberty Science Center was built as a tribute to the tunnel, as it could destroy the entirety of New York or possibly the Earth itself if it doesn’t receive sacrifices. The exact dimensions of the tunnel are unknown, and it is widely regarded with paranoia and fear. On average, 7 of every 10 people will return safely from the Touch Tunnel once they’ve entered. The prevailing explanation for this is that the weak-willed and cowardly are consumed by the Tunnel in some sort of ancient ritual. Many brave adventurers have entered the Tunnel for bragging rights, never to return. Keep your family and friends away from the Tunnel at all costs.
Sam: Hey man, my girl went in the Touch Tunnel while I was in the bathroom and she never came out. Have you seen her?
Dave: I’m sorry for your loss. She’s gone.
Dave: I’m sorry for your loss. She’s gone.
by Eeeeeeeee44444 November 8, 2018
Get the touch tunnelmug.