I think I'm Big Meech

Knowing you're a boss, goin' ham
Popularized by Ricky Rozay's BMF

I think I'm Big Meech...LARRY HOOVER

by Rozay October 14, 2010

bro think he carti

when a bro thinks that he can do anything, while in reality, he is a nobody and a sperg.

"Danny thinks he can do anything"
"yeah? so bro think he carti now?"

by chomumandem June 11, 2022

Thanks Pat

A term to answer to someone when they keep stating the time towards people who already know it.

Its 5 minutes to the end of class

Thanks Pat!

by Newcomer1992 February 11, 2010

Do you think i Japanese like a school girl

when someone of male gender giggles like a little Japanese school girl and asks his friends if he giggles like a Japanese school girl while high on massive amounts of weed.

Gay 1: oh my god you giggle like a Japanese school girl

Gay 2: WTF? DO YOU THINK I JAPANESE LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 12, 2019

I can't do two things at once

A fact known to all men and universally discredited by women.

"The dog needs to go out, right away" she said, as he was balancing on the top of rung the ladder, not only changing the bulb but cradling the fragile glass globe. "And please take the towels out of the dryer, before they start to smell moldy."

"I can't do two things at once" he replied, but she could not hear him, polishing her nails, talking to her mother on the phone and finalizing the Etsy order for Kleenex box holders, reminding him... "I need you to tell me which of these patterns you prefer".

by Monkey's Dad August 30, 2023

thanks tips

A sarcastic reply to someone's pointless, obvious statement. Can be said with varying degrees of snark or nastiness, depending on situation

Origin uncertain. May come from the 'helpful tips' supplied by computer programs and similar.

Lucy walks in out of the rain, soaked to the skin.
Dennis: Wow, you're soaking wet!
Lucy: Thanks tips! I hadn't noticed even though my hair is dripping all over your floor!

by StalkerTime January 28, 2009

you think?

when someone states the obvious, and you put just alittle bit of sarcasm in your response that he/she is correct

statement:Barack Obama is the 44th president of the United States.

repy: you think?

by alantakun January 30, 2010