smurf

Term used to define short males who have little to no luck with any situations involving females.

person 1"man jeremy can't get any girls"

person 2"oh that little smurf?"

by karl December 4, 2004

the smurfs

a word used with you and your friends when you can't use the word weed/marijuana/mary j

Aye so when you gonna go get the smurfs? I'm ready to go to lego land

by G-nasty Cass October 28, 2008

smurf

when a man gets his penis out a whacks a woman around the face also known as "turkish hammer"

"yep i smurfed that whore and then she sucked my cock"

by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008

Smurfed

When a man covers his penis in blue food coloring, and has sex with a woman, causing her to slowly turn blue from the inside out. The man will often exclaim after ejaculation, "You just got Smurfed!" and immediately run out of the room, never to be seen again.

You just got smurfed!

by Cpnmrgn January 18, 2018

smurfs

Police officers/Cops

Because they dress in Blue and have white vehicles (in most countries Blue and White)

Don't speed up dude, there are smurfs behind us.

by masongr March 20, 2016

Smurf

In the world of gaming, particularly massive online battle arenas (MOBAs), an experienced player who plays on a low-level account. This type of person is typically an egocentric and unsympathetic piece of human filth who ruins the gaming experience of actually inexperienced players by making them completely unable to play the game.

Being a smurf stems from deep-seated insecurity about one's value in life, in response to which the smurf seeks to confirm to himself his self-worth by proving that he is better than someone at something.

Gamer's friend: Dude, you're getting destroyed.
Gamer: Yeah, this fucking bag-o-dicks smurf gets off on ruining other people's games.

by Lezzer7 May 24, 2016

Smurfing

The Act Of Sucking someones penis so much that it begins to turn blue

Oh yeah sarah was smurfing me all night.

by Yourafaggotlarry December 20, 2017