muff smuggle

When a woman hides something in her vagina to transfer illegal goods to another place.

Mary Jane muff smuggled her weed when she flew from Seattle to Tucson.

by Masnatseoj February 08, 2012

muff trim

When a girl is in desperate need of a bikini wax

Juli, you need a muff trim you're sprouting on the sides

by Gemijoy June 20, 2003

Muff Corner

When a group of angry lesbians take over a corner or area of a club. With the specific aim of muffing it up.

Its like a Muller corner but with muff, hopefully no crunch maybe a bit of fruit and a lot of yoghurt.

Hannah: Check out the group in the corner dining on their lady cakes.

Tom: Oh my god!! Such a Muff Corner!

Frankie: What the Shell!!

by TSMC March 24, 2010

muff cruncher

A muff cruncher is the male virsion of a slut

Hes such a muff cruncher, he crunched 12 girls muffs in one night

by Fat_boy_slim_shady October 08, 2008

muff glutton

Someone who has pussy on there face alot

Andy is such a muff glutton I think the only pussy he hasn't had is his nan's and that's because she is really a he

by mitch00uk April 14, 2015

muff guff

Poetic euphamism: The spontaneous and audible expulsion of air from the vaginal cavity, often during fast-paced coitus. There exists a breed of women that can and will perform this phenomenon on cue.
Pitch and tone can be determined by manipulation of the pelvic floor or 'kiki' muscles.
For further reference, see also queef and fanny fart.

Girl: 'My muff guff abilities are so advanced, I've been invited to join the London Philamuffic.'

by Battered Platinum June 09, 2005

Face Muff

v. A very disrespectful, semi-violent act of palming and pushing the shit out of the victims face, usually in a downward manner.

"I was beating her boyfriends ass and that fat bitch tried to jump. I didn't want to hit her, cause she is like half female, so I face muffed that bitch!"

by Suplie Pmac July 01, 2009