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8 shot marathon

when one consumes 8 shots of any type of liquor at 1 a.m. or later in rapid succession and proceeds to run a distance of atleast 2 miles
Holy shit I hear Jeremy ran an 8 shot marathon in under 20 minutes!
by dickdrizzle6969 December 18, 2012
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marginalization marathon

When people bicker about who has it worse or is marginalized worse, they have a marginalization marathon.
My friend group was talking about how hard their lives were and made it a fucking competition.. I swear I am so sick of their marginalization marathons!
by LingDanc803 May 20, 2025
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life marathon

The act of staying awake for an unusually long stretch of time. It generally becomes a life marathon after you've been awake for a full 24 hours.
Sorry if I'm a little spacey, I'm in hour 30 of a life marathon right now.

I have work, 2 papers due, and a wedding to go to. I'm going to have to pull a life marathon.
by sangreazul December 21, 2010
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Marathon Pedophile

A term coined by the 2021 visual novel comedy "Class of '09." The main character, Nicole, describes it as: "He tries to make you question society's hatred of pedophilia before he actually goes after you. So then you'll feel bad if you tell on him afterwards." "A predator that plays the long game, a marathon pedophile."
Nicole: "He's what I call a marathon pedophile."
by sunfighteryoriichi July 2, 2024
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marathon

an event where you need to wake up at freezing o'clock in the morning just to run for miles, skipping your daily habit of eating cupcakes and your favorite TV series.

see also: masochism
Join the marathon, they said. It will be fun, they said.
by Steve Yotes Jr December 12, 2016
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Gym Marathon

When you stay on a piece of cardio equipment far longer than you normally would have to keep someone from turning the TV in from of you to Fox News
"Man, I was on that elliptical trainer for an hour doing s Gym Marathon just so no one would tune the TV onto Fox News."
by da Chetster February 20, 2018
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Mambre-movie-marathon

A movie marathon where mambre have a flirty, romantic, evening.
There having a mambre-movie-marathon over there. Mama Mia. Here we go again. Ughhh.
by Bnarratologist February 18, 2022
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