Person 1: I saw Sandy wearing flip flops the other day, and that girl has some serious Jungle Toe!
Person 2: I'm trying to eat, you asshole. I don't want to hear about Sandy's freakish feet!
Person 2: I'm trying to eat, you asshole. I don't want to hear about Sandy's freakish feet!
by Johnny5ive August 04, 2011
Torrez had the worst case of jungle bush I have ever seen. It looked like she had Buckwheat in a scissor head lock.
by FuckherIdid and Itsucked May 31, 2005
by kane April 28, 2003
A really, REALLY hairy ass crack. Some animals can be found inside. A Red balloon may be hard to pull off
by The Herb and Company October 05, 2004
Sex position where you whisper to yo girl's ear, "Trust in me."
Then proceed to slowly shove Rudyard Kipling's classic novel The Jungle Book down your hoe's hairy penis-pocket.
While sliding Rudyard Kipling's masterpiece, hum "The Bare Necessities" to arouse her.
When the book is halfway down there, proceed to light the outer half on fire.
Then scream "Behold the Red Flower!"
Now, pull out your Kaa, your Black Panther, your Gigantopithecus, or whatever you call your weiner and kill the fire with your piss.
Then normally fuck her.
After that wait for your man-cub to develop in her.
Then you're done.
Then proceed to slowly shove Rudyard Kipling's classic novel The Jungle Book down your hoe's hairy penis-pocket.
While sliding Rudyard Kipling's masterpiece, hum "The Bare Necessities" to arouse her.
When the book is halfway down there, proceed to light the outer half on fire.
Then scream "Behold the Red Flower!"
Now, pull out your Kaa, your Black Panther, your Gigantopithecus, or whatever you call your weiner and kill the fire with your piss.
Then normally fuck her.
After that wait for your man-cub to develop in her.
Then you're done.
"Do you prefer The Jungle Book be done by Jon Favreau or Andy Serkis?"
"I prefer it be done by Walt Disney."
"I prefer it be done by Walt Disney."
by Smitemegodpleasesmiteme November 14, 2019
A highly offensive term used to describe a person of African decent. Jungle meaning a dark skinned person from the jungle and pirate meaning someone who steals. The term was common in the 1940s but didn’t pick back up until the mid 1980s.
by Rambo1782 January 01, 2023
Jungle walking is the form of squatting on the floor, and walking quickly around while smiling creepily at the audience who will be obviously viewing you.
by KiaraCera December 11, 2010