scrotum tennis

when you are playing tennis with you and your boys scrotum

Hey Jake, up for a game up scrotum tennis later with the boys?

by niggerswillburninhell February 20, 2019

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tennis tantrum

A temper tantrum made by someone deemed as acceptable as it is made by a 'professional' tennis player.

Did you see Nick Kyrgios' tennis tantrum last night?

by 80's girl at heart July 10, 2017

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When two or more members of an Internet Forum post back and forth trying to express their opinion on a subject. The conversation turns into a posting war and the discussion usually ends up going nowhere.

Poster A: My opinion is that Xbox is better than PS3
Poster B: No I don't agree, PS3 is better
Poster A: Are you crazy? you're so wrong
Poster C: You two are both wrong, Wii is better than both
Poster A: You're joking, right?
Poster D: This is turning into a game of Posting Tennis

..............

by Tommy172 October 27, 2011

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Table tennis

Its actually called ping pong

i love playing table tennis (ping pong)

by Cthuulhu April 19, 2023

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ghetto tennis

A Painful Game where both people armwrestle but also at the same time dig their nails into the other person's hand while trying to win. Sometimes can leave to piercing of the skin and may be bloody and gruesome.

Ghetto Tennis is something you do not fucking say

by 2Lazy2GaveAF$&K April 26, 2017

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tennis head

When you are sat on the sideline of a tennis match and a good rally gets going. Then you head begins to bounce from side to side keeping up with the play until you a) give up and rest or b) are finally relieved by the players.

"Morning Jane, I have woken up with an awful neck cramp."
"Well what do you expect John. You were watching Murray yesterday. You have tennis head!"

or

"I love watcching Roger Federer , he always gives me great Tennis Head!"

by firefreckle May 2, 2018

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