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SWAT Team

A professional group of terrorists who specialize in:

A. Breaking and entering.

B. Theft

C. Assault

D. Murder

E. Terrorism

F. Using destructive weapons of war on unsuspecting families.

G. Sucking the dick of other cops.
The typical SWAT member acts out of a sense of responsibility to ruin the lives of their suspects and families, typically dressing in black ski masks (like all trust worthy people do) and have a fetish for controlling others. For a brief history of SWAT teams see Adolf Hitler, Nazi Germany, East German Stasi, Red Terror, and Chairman Mao.
Hey don't those SWAT team guys look like Fascists?
by Kyle's a Fascist September 23, 2011
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Scoating

When someone is physically present, but unable to be found.
David is here somewhere, but he's "scoating" around.
by Mnemosyne23 August 1, 2011
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Swathicc

People who swat people who are too thicc
Mike: That thicc is too much to handle!
Rotch: Yeah! We need to call Swathicc! They'll be able to get rid of the thicc!111!111!!!111!11
by Bunnu_Lul August 15, 2018
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Swathi

Swathi
My name is Swathi
by $wat$ November 24, 2021
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inky swat

a student ( or person in general ) who is very clever and very sharp. Always looking for the full mark.
John completed his assignment in 10 minutes, what an inky swat.
by barry w December 17, 2006
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midget twat swat

when a midget tries to grab your vagina
the girl screamed when she seen the midget twat swat walking to her trying to grab her vagina
by idkone August 4, 2011
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SWAT Team

an abbreviation for the phrase "Super Wet Asain Terrorists"
This is a team of horny wet asain men that will come through your bedroom window and rape the shit out of you. They will also take pictures, and post it all over your facebook to humiliate you.
Call 1-888-ASAIN today to get the SWAT team to come to you, or your enemies.
Mary: I can't believe John broke up with me D:
Jessica: He should pay..
Mary: I'll call SWAT Team to fuck the shit out of his ass.
by FBGM08 October 19, 2010
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