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swiss army romance

1.A romantic relationship between two people in which one person does not always act like him/herself, and the other half tries to peacefully help him/her be him/herself no matter what other people do or say. One person in the relationship wants the other one to be their real self all the time, and not always conform to what others do/wear/etc.

2.One person in the relationship is struggling with his/her inner self but is trying to peacefully cope with these problems, since that could interfere with the relationship with the other person.
1. Dashboard Confessional sings the song "The Swiss Army Romance."
2. The lyrics of "The Swiss Army Romance" help to understand the definition.
by Molly August 7, 2004
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swiss

guys coming from the heart of europe (geographically, not politically) usually mistaken to be swede. (and obviously the other way around!)
most are pretty good looking and clever. whenever home most swiss wear ties and manage some bank-accounts.
"guys, this is björn, he's swiss."
by swiss chris March 29, 2008
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panther swipe

-when you jerk off into your own hand, then paw it on your lady's face right after you've finished
...like a panther

(made famous by deadspin)
Ex.)
She was being so feisty in bed i had to panther swipe her; from then on she did what i said.
by dogg81 January 10, 2009
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swiss

(WW2) What was that noise?
by Phil This March 29, 2004
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Ass Swipe

The art of swiping one's ass across a surface with a smooth diagonal motion. Used when dancing and when you have to use an ID to get in a door. Especially when you are too lazy to get the ID out of your wallet.
"Hey Al, could you open the laundry door for me?"
"Sure man, I'll just Ass Swipe it for ya!"
by Fuelgun September 8, 2011
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Left Swipe

to left swipe something is to refer to Tender. when you don't like someone or something you left swipe.
Ugghh! look at that Thot pocket over there trying to get free drinks... Left Swipe that hoe!
by Doinkingthings April 6, 2015
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Credit Card Swiping

When you take your hand and swish it upward (or downward) someone's ass crack to cause them to jump. In a credit card swiping motion.
"Dude you just credit card swiped my ass! Not Cool!"
by Swanksterama November 3, 2003
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