Gelatin Sweater

To ejaculate a monstrous load onto a person's torso, giving them a coating of semen that resembles a sweater made out of gelatin

"That bitch was sucking me off, and at the last second I pulled it out and gave her a nasty gelatin sweater! Hahah bet she's nice and warm now!"

by O. March 23, 2003

pubic hair sweater

Like the name implies, a sweater made of pubic hair. The ones with crabs are itchy. Black is the most popular color, but gray, black/gray mix, blonde, and red are also available.

Thanks for the red pubic hair sweater! Red is the warmest kind too!

by stormteam69 April 11, 2010

sweat rice

noun
A ritually prepared meal of rice intended to trap (tie) a man in a romantic relationship. Women prepare the meal by cooking rice and squatting over the steaming pot allowing the mix of condensation and bodily juices to "sweat" into the rice.

As she squatted over the cauldron, the heat was just right to bring out all the flavor for some -extra sweaty- sweat rice.

by b blues December 13, 2009

seastrom

Last name of someone that is insane. Their a one of type phyco path that takes no shit from anyone. If anyone ever comes across one of them, in a fight or a time when their angry, avoid them at all costs. Never attempt to piss one off because it will only lead to your death. Many have tried, and failed. But no one knows who because their not around to tell anyone afterwords.

Most insane one ever recorded in history is Nicolas. No one knows the exact location of him, but FBI is still investigation his whereabouts.

by Mark Freeman April 10, 2005

sweatbeatle-dickweed

1) A person who combines the negative traits of a sweatbeatle and a dickweed;


2) A term of disparagement-- commonly used among robots.

I used to believe in 9/11 conspiracies, but then I decided not to be a sweatbeatle-dickweed.

by Juan Non-lamestain October 4, 2008

lip sweater

Mustache. (Preferably on a man.)

Dude, there's milk on your lip sweater!

by dubbl4 August 8, 2008

ball-sweat

The sweat produced by your scrotum that posesses its own unique and tangy scent.

"Dude, I jerked off in the sauna, and now my hands are covered in ball-sweat!"

by Allah February 2, 2005