seafood

The chewed up mushed food located in the mouth that the consumer shows to another person.

"Do you like seafood?"
"yeah!"
*bleahhhhh!* (sticks out tongue)

by KylieKay June 16, 2008

swaf

a punk that sneaks out of his house like a gargoile when his parents sleep to smoke some pot

look! isnt that the swaf?
no his parents dont go to sleep until 1 it isnt the swaf

¿quepasa swaf? smoking some pot ^^

by swaff1 May 19, 2007

i swear to beans

You can swear to gum, chicken noodle soup, or anything u can think of so u dont swear to God.

Man... Fuck you! I swear to beans the next time you run up on me like that Ima kill your bitch ass!

by T.T. August 4, 2007

Stinky Swear

When each of the swear participants agree to penetrate the other's anal cavity with their own pinky and then swear upon the decided promise.

Joe and Nathan both agree to each other that they do not want anyone else to know about them cheating on their math exams. To make a seal of silence they agree to engage in a "Stinky Swear". Joe inserts his pinky into Nathan's anal cavity, while Nathan inserts his pinky into Joe's. While the penetration is occuring, they both verbally agree that they will not tell anyone about their cheating on the math exams.

by Jax888 October 22, 2008

pre-k swear

Swear words which are used by pre-k children,and reused by people who don't get their own way.

Mona:"Tell me the name of your new boyfriend..please??"
Lisa:"No,not yet!"
Mona:"Your such a meanie!"
Lisa:"meanie,seriously??What a pre-k swear!!"

by SmartNSarcastic:) March 28, 2010

Swafter

The term swafting means to pump the monitor of a computer vigorously with quick pelvic thrusts whilst playing World of Warcraft, which is absolute shit because there never was a word like this and was simply created to piss off Thomas W. (aka MR2.20 Top ﮒhot Tom (UK,CH)) and make him look like a complete retard by saying a word which doesn't even exist in order to insult other people.

"Thomas! You're such a fucking swafter!"

by Schwarzenegger April 1, 2008

swear to g

A phrase which was created and popularized by the one and only Randy "Rando" and his last name to be kept secret. usually used on vent when being owned by someone on counter strike.

of course if your retarded you wouldnt be able to tell that swear to g is the 1337 way to say "Swear to god"

*playing counter-strike*

eMorph headshots rando with an ak47

eMorph : LoL!!!!! pwn3d n00bie!!! lik3 w0ah!!!

rando : swear to g!

by emorphtizzle January 9, 2007