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Space Job

A phenomena in which you are free floating in space in a pressurized space suit. You then stick your fully erect penis out of your suit and into space. Your entire body is then sucked out into space through the whole made by your penis, but the resulting sensation before death is the best hand job ever. Provided by Mother Nature.
Houston: "Make sure you collect enough moon rocks"

Astronaut: "Houston, we might have a problem. I'm getting a space job"
by Astronaught773 March 19, 2014
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space burrito

Magic mushrooms wrapped inside a rainbow fruit rollup in order to be consumed.
Tyler and I just ate some space burritos, see you on the other side.
by hotsource November 2, 2014
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Space Boyfriend

A character in Omori. Captain of the Space Pirates and ruler of the universe, he finds himself victim to an abusive relationship with Sweetheart, who dumps and later divorces him. He also has banger mixtape which samples Earthbound and Chrono Trigger.

However, that is all in the imagination of Omori character Sunny. In Sunny’s real world, Space Boyfriend is a comic series detailing his many adventures.

Most important of all, Space Boyfriend’s creator, Clover & Sealife, intended him to be a trans man. Meaning Space Boyfriend is a trans icon as a result which is awesome. He also has the coolest boss themes in the game - You were wrong, go back and You cannot go back.
Omori Player: Space Boyfriend is so cool.
Other Omori Player: Space Boyfriend has so much banger music - what’s not to love?
Space Boyfriend: I’m very glad you all appreciate me, but if you excuse me, I must go grab some SNO-CONES with my crew.
by EnbyIcon October 29, 2021
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soace

idk man. i think a man named bang chan made this word up. it could be a spoiler.. we will never know :/
I wanna see the Earth from soace with my own eyes
by leeknowsgf February 28, 2022
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Space DILF

A sexually attractive older male with children that plays a space sim MMO (i.e. Star Citizen). They are commonly found among communities of reputable and competitive PvP organizations, such as Avengers Squadron (AVS).
Fran and BrE from AVS are my favorite space DILFs, I get moist everytime I watch them fight in Star Citizen's Arena Commander.
by Betrayr December 2, 2022
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the space robots

They are here to protect you from wordthe terrible secret of space/word
We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
by Cpt.Bob October 23, 2003
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Jerk Space

The space between two parked cars which is just small enough to not fit your car. This space is left by someone with the wherewithal to neither pull up nor back up a little bit in order for your car to fit snugly next to the curb.

Variation: Dick Space
"Yo, Jessica, I wanted to park in front of your shitty, rundown apartment but this asshole left jerk space behind your neighbor's car. Fuck that shit. I'm leaving"
by venomconfection July 20, 2009
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