Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke

An extremely long name. The real/full name of Scar from Fullmetal Alchemist.

Guy 1: "Hey, what was Scar's real name again?"

Guy 2: "I think it was Jagemu Jagemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Foraimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paupo-paupo Paupo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chounmei no Chosuke."

Guy 3: "No, dude, you got it all wrong. It's Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke."

Guy 1: "Oh, alright, thanks."

by Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire May 21, 2020

Survivalism

Survivalism: American (in general, Caucasian) fascination with basic life skills that the average person of every other country in the world is taught as children.

You: Hey, dude, want to go up in the woods and practice some survivalism? I want to try some primitive fire making.

Me: Oh, sure. That sounds like fun. My grandma taught me a few tricks when I was 10 years old.

by IBummedYourMum December 5, 2012

Survivance

Your ability to survive and avoid at the same time.

My druids survivance is over 9000!

by Zebrabutt October 28, 2008

Survival Flush

The act of flushing, often repeatedly, because of the horror of the odors you are now smothered in. A desperate act of self preservation, when you are well beyond the courtesy flush and simply need to make it out alive. Usually accompanied by statements like "what the hell did I eat" or "Oh god, just get me out of here."

Dude, I was hurting bad, I don't even care about how bad I wrecked the bowl, I was pulling survival flushes.

by tonysnc October 3, 2014

Survival Vote

A political vote cast out of survival, rather than political gain.

Jerry: "I can't believe you voted for Hillary. She's a HORRIBLE candidate"

Derek: "Yeah, it was a survival vote, but it was better than voting for the other guy"

Jerry: "You're just voting for the lesser of two evils"

Derek: "Exactly. They're both evil, so I voted for the one that I can actually live with"

by user32157892356 February 6, 2019

Surviving Australia

A bloody awesome free phone game. It features Australian themed mini-games inspired by the deadliest animals in the world including Drop Bears, crocodiles and box jellyfish.

Like the real thing, it is pretty much impossible for tourists and wannabee Aussies.

Surviving Australia is available on the App Store.

Steve: Hey Dazza what's the plan tonight, do youse want to go shoot some crocs?

Darren: Nah mate I want to stay in and play Surviving Australia with the misso.

by sickcuntdeveloper February 19, 2019

survival-stress

stress fear survival compulsion motive tension

Survival-stress is our fundamental motive, it's fear based, compulsive, knee-jerk. Behind everything, this interior tension drives us to think and act.

by Rebelbagwan April 27, 2019