mattress surfing

The sport of riding on mattress which is being towed, with rope, great velocity, and beer-stoked hilarity, over or through a field.

"Paw, y'all said we can go mattress surfing."
"Naw, Elmer,Jr., ahm plumb tuckered. You n' Elmer III go hose off before supper."
"But Paw!"
"OK, when Mama wakes up, maybe she'll git the truck. But don't use the hog's futon agin."

by Daniel C., Esq. April 11, 2008

carpet surfing

a drug fiend of some kind but most likely a cocaine addict that is desperate to find the small amounts of cocaine dropped previously to the ground. in most cases driving them down on there hands and knees covering every inch of the carpet and most likely only finding a taste.

damn i came home last night from the bar and jerome was carpet surfing again!!! what a fucking fiend

by mr.fiend December 13, 2010

Seta Surf

Girlfriendly garagesurfpunkrock band from the Netherlands (*2000 - +2002)

"Broek uit!"

by Rock on! January 21, 2004

tree surfing

(adjective) riding and doing tricks on a skateboard deck that has been hung from a tree with a bungee or rope over a body of water, like a river.

Did you go tree surfing today?
Renee and Truman did some crazy tricks while tree surfing today.

by jay October 5, 2004

Window Surfing

Surfing the internet for products you desire but don't intend to purchase.

Combination of "window shopping" and "surfing the internet/interweb/information superhighway".

Andrea: i'm window surfing for new cameras right now. it's kind of depressing and i think i'll stop. i really want a new one though.
Liz: you just put me in touch with the modern age by saying "window surfing"
Andrea: coffeecup Andrea 2007!!!
Liz: NICe
Andrea: i should add that to urbandictionary.com and then add an entry for coffeecup
Liz: ha!!

by Andrea Bolton July 15, 2007

nigger surfing

A drinking game that involves 2 or more people where each person channel surfs for a preset number of channels (ex: 5) and if a nigger happens to be on one of those channels the player must take a preset number of drinks (ex: 3) and start over. If the player gets through his number of channels without seeing a nigger, he then passes the controller to the next person and the process repeats.

Friend 1: Wanna play some nigger surfing?
Friend 2: Fuck no! Somehow I always end up landing on MTV, BET, UPN, and both ESPNs and end up wasted.
Friend 1: Pussy....
Friend 2: Fine, fine, but I'm first.

by Foot Fucker December 28, 2008

Ego-Surfing

Continual, excessive monitoring of responses to one's own posts on an internet forum or blog. This behavior is motivated primarily by vanity, self-absorption and concern about one's own online image or reputation.

Jeff logs onto his favorite board each day and spends most of his time ego-surfing.

by Mick Jaegermeister July 23, 2006