Statch

Shortened from statutory meaning: cool, tight, awesome, baller, sweet.

On man that trick you did was super statch!

by Bosanova December 22, 2020

Stitch da Emcee

A Filipino rapper, born in Hawaii and now living in Las Vegas

Did you hear about the new track by Stitch da Emcee?

by Anonymous2332 December 31, 2008

stitch up

to take care of, finish, attend to.

"L. Bob Rife was interested in cosmic exploration mostly because his media empire had the earth pretty well stitched up."

by ryon January 29, 2004

cross-stitch

Mythical hair transplantation procedure involving the transplantation your head or pubic hair to another part of your body -- usually your chest.

he never hit puberty, he just cross-stitches

by CNubb July 16, 2006

stitch

a stupid bitch;

a female who is smart in school but doesnt have common sense

the stitch passed every class but couldnt walk without telling her self left right left right

by swelltel November 13, 2011

Stitch

a word Varun made up on the spot because he doesn't know english

"I have a stitch in my side!" "You mean a cramp?" "No, a stitch"

by CollegeIntellect March 16, 2018

statch

Of architecture or design that implies immediate gratification or satisfaction. Taken from the medical term 'stat' meaning right now, without any arguement.

'That doctor calls for all his surgical tools in statch style.' or 'The nazi architecture at it's finest evolution emphasised austere but larger than life horizontal scale punctuated by statch verticals: colors, lines, fabrics, symbols, music and ancient mysteries worthy of being considered a new form of religion.'

by Manifest Destiny July 5, 2006