table stakes

The minimum amount required to play a hand of poker. Also, the minimum amount of effort your lazy ass needs to expend to compete at work, in relationships and basically all facets of life.

Look, I've set the bar very low, but showing up to work is table stakes for keeping your job.

by Jack_Dawson May 13, 2016

Optimus Prime Style

A very highly advanced sexual manuever. Starting in laying down doggy style, man on top, you slowly as a team move to crouching doggy style. Once that has been completed in one swift motion she swings her leg around, while insertion is still taking place, into a crabwalk position. This is not for the weak of heart or decepticons.

Hannah: What happend last night?
Brent: You kept asking me to fuck you optimus prime style.
Hannah: Oh. That's why Willie kept saying "autobots roll out!" while I was leaving this morning.

by gingerloversRus October 15, 2009

Shocker Vulcan Style

See also Vulcan Shocker; a variant of classical shocker, is practiced by inserting the index and the middle finger in the vagina opening, while inserting the ring and the pinky finger in the anus.

James.T.K.: heya Spock, whassup? Had a party last night?

Spock: my logical inclination granted me to achieve a higher state of knowledge in the understanding of love mechanics. Now the Shocker Vulcan Style has come to existance.

by Gormenghast June 11, 2006

stiken

A stiken is when the penis is unusually hairy. The pubic hair runs up the whole penis.

Charlie has a very weird stiken.

by Littleassfuck July 2, 2017

chunky style

a nice way of saying extreamly fat

"wow shes chunky style"

by ellen November 22, 2003

proper style

in an excessive way...kinda ott

ayo dude its raining proper style out there

by Learner October 12, 2005

swingers style

The opposite of Carpooling. Inspired by the movie "Swingers," guys out on the town will all drive their own car from party to party, or bar to bar, etc...

You rollin with me or are we goin swingers style?

by Hardgrove August 18, 2006