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holy trinity of sluts

The Holy Trinity of Sluts is a religious group containing the Hooker, Prostitute and the Holy Stripper. In this religion followers are free to express full sexual freedom and be as slutty as humanly possible
In the name of the Hooker, Prostitute and the Holy Stripper *make it rain*
If you need money in a tick, just suck a dick
Dude: Hey man, what religion are you?
Me: the Holy Trinity of Sluts, boi
by suck_my_nuts February 7, 2017
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stits

"wow! shes pretty"
"bollocks, shes got stits"
by YaZoR May 6, 2003
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beer sluts

Girls who you'll always see at parties with low slung tank tops, vacant expressions, and cigarettes drooping out of their ever glum visages.

Usually have no future, definitely get drunk and hook up with other random drunk people, and enjoy roofies as their medicine of choice.
Man, Jessica is such a beer slut. she's just watching the boys play beer pong, trying to act cool but failing miserably.
by the dude. November 29, 2004
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stubs

A nick name for someone with large finger tips!!!!
Amelio: hey stubs!
Smellen aka stubs: hey hows it going?
by Ya mum is a hoe !!! November 11, 2005
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Abusive sluts [AS]

Abusive sluts or AS is a group on myspace.
Although Abusive Sluts AS states the usual, ie, must be beautiful, have good photo's etc, the group is quite unlike the others in the fact that all the members show respect to one another and everybody is on the same level.
The topics are interesting and far more in depth then "new hairstyle"...although every now and again a few light hearted topics pop up.
The owner of the group, Jackie makes sure everything runs smoothly and that there is no online drama, and does a great job of it.
Abusive sluts started off as quite a small group but to date is one of the most popular and active groups on myspace.
by anonymous4816 September 28, 2008
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Groupon Sluts

A person who has no brand, product or store loyalty. They purchase great deals on Groupon and, when done, move on.
Salon Owner: Oh my God! Business is really up - that's my seventh new client today!
Salon Employee: Don't be stupid. They're just a bunch of Groupon Sluts - here today, gone tomorrow...
by StopWalkingBarefoot January 9, 2011
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Slutstitute

1. when the girl you actually like is unavailable, so you find a slut to take her place. From the words stut + substitute.

2. a school or other institution that prepares girls to become sluts. Also referred to as High School.
My girlfriend couldn't go to the prom, so I went with a slutsitute.

The only thing they seem to care about teaching us at school is how to have sex. It's just a slutstitute.
by theguywhowrotethis September 3, 2010
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