student groan

Something a person has to pay after attending a vocational school or college, usually for a long period of time.
He had been paying off his college debt for so long that he began to call it his student groan.
by avgirlie September 07, 2006
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harvard student

a schizophrenic who has convinced themselves they go to harvard
wolfgang is such a "harvard student"
by mega-est god July 29, 2021
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History Student

Urm well I definitely read all about it...remind me will you? What is it again?
Phil: I'm an Accounting Student because I want to help rich people

Sacha: I'm a History Student because I want to get Rudy Guilani to take his winky out on TV
by Chonk Jooper Jarke August 27, 2021
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Smush of Students

A group of students attemping to organise themselves or an event, usually getting side tracked and distracked rather than getting on with it (often with innuendo or just weird conversations).
A smush of students were trying to sort out a birthday party, but kept on just telling dick jokes instead.
by FaceSmush January 28, 2015
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Exchange student

Hot mysterious person with the HOTTEST. VOICE. EVER. ENTP, ENFT, CHARMING. SUDDEN HOT TENSION. what in the Wattpad is going on.
Oh is it the guy that curb stomped brittany last year.

NO ITS THE EXCHANGE STUDENT
by Weeniestweener November 22, 2022
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Exchange Student

The best fucking people you are gonna meet in your life time. They are hot af, fun to be around and they have a very funny accent. My number one tip to be friend them is to offer them a ride. They would love you forever if you did that. Don't catch feelings tho, it's a bad idea. We don't want people crying too much before we leave.
Have you seen the new Exchange Student, She is so hot omg!
by funny spanish bitch November 24, 2021
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student lunched

The experience of enjoying a free lunch as a freshman, usually laid on by a local church or similar, only for it to be oafed up by a try-hard local hipster band "serenading" their audience and refusing to play at an appropriate volume for lunch, effectively forcing you to listen or leave.
Student 1: "Dude, we went to that free student lunch yesterday. My ears are still ringing thanks to that shitty hipster band"

Student 2: "You totally got student lunched, bro"
by I like My Bike November 04, 2011
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