When someone pulls their dick almost to the breaking point on a regular basis in order to increase the length over time
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2. You pull too hard and your dick rips apart.
2. You pull too hard and your dick rips apart.
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Person 1: Okay, honey, you can open your eyes now.
Person 2: Jesus, love, what've you done to it?!
Person 1: Relax. Pop a Stretch Armstrong; you'll be fine.
2.
Person 1: Where's Gin?
Person 2: Emergency room.
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: Yeah, he popped a Stretch Armstrong.
Person 1: Jesus.
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Okay, honey, you can open your eyes now.
Person 2: Jesus, love, what've you done to it?!
Person 1: Relax. Pop a Stretch Armstrong; you'll be fine.
2.
Person 1: Where's Gin?
Person 2: Emergency room.
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: Yeah, he popped a Stretch Armstrong.
Person 1: Jesus.
Person 2: Yeah.
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"I can't believe you pulled a butt nut stretch, man, that girl's like ten..."
Q:Where is Carlos? A: probably giving that girl a butt nut strech.
Q:Where is Carlos? A: probably giving that girl a butt nut strech.
by Herpalous flotus April 21, 2008
Get the Butt Nut Stretch mug.The effect of a man with a long penis shagging a woman and penetrating that little bit too far, commonly associated with the breaking of a Banjo String. Other side effects include Limp Dick, Soft Ons, Fanny Farts and stomach cramps (for the woman).
A - "Hey mate, whats with the limp"
B - "I shagged my lass last night and she lifted her legs too high and I ended up giving her the full length, she got a womb stretch and I snapped my banjo, stupid bitch!"
A - "Ouch, You gonna dump her"
B - "Yeah, once its repaired, I still need some careful wanks of the next couple of weeks and I'm not explaining this to any other women"
B - "I shagged my lass last night and she lifted her legs too high and I ended up giving her the full length, she got a womb stretch and I snapped my banjo, stupid bitch!"
A - "Ouch, You gonna dump her"
B - "Yeah, once its repaired, I still need some careful wanks of the next couple of weeks and I'm not explaining this to any other women"
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