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Swedish stretch

When someone pulls their dick almost to the breaking point on a regular basis in order to increase the length over time
Danny told me he tried to give himself the Swedish stretch over the weekend and ended up in the ER…
by catmommy42069 November 27, 2022
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three mile stretch

a skeezey ass hoe, a female who has laid with many men, aka a whore
I wouldn't touch that chick she may look like daisy duke but believe me when I tell you shes a three mile stretch...
by CO_Stoner March 4, 2015
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national stretch marks day

February 16 is national stretch marks day this is A day we’re we appreciate our beautiful stretch marks! And admire ourselves for having them
by OfficialMichalScott December 29, 2020
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Pop a Stretch Armstrong

1. Your cock returns to its original shape after being stretched or twisted in a particularly nasty fashion.

2. You pull too hard and your dick rips apart.
1.

Person 1: Okay, honey, you can open your eyes now.
Person 2: Jesus, love, what've you done to it?!
Person 1: Relax. Pop a Stretch Armstrong; you'll be fine.

2.

Person 1: Where's Gin?
Person 2: Emergency room.
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: Yeah, he popped a Stretch Armstrong.
Person 1: Jesus.
Person 2: Yeah.
by Gel-filled action figure September 8, 2010
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Butt Nut Stretch

Doin' a girl from behind, flippin yo' sack over yo dick shaft and shovin a nut (or two) into the bitches ass whiist penetrating her vag with yo cock.
"I can't believe you pulled a butt nut stretch, man, that girl's like ten..."

Q:Where is Carlos? A: probably giving that girl a butt nut strech.
by Herpalous flotus April 21, 2008
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Womb Stretch

The effect of a man with a long penis shagging a woman and penetrating that little bit too far, commonly associated with the breaking of a Banjo String. Other side effects include Limp Dick, Soft Ons, Fanny Farts and stomach cramps (for the woman).
A - "Hey mate, whats with the limp"
B - "I shagged my lass last night and she lifted her legs too high and I ended up giving her the full length, she got a womb stretch and I snapped my banjo, stupid bitch!"
A - "Ouch, You gonna dump her"
B - "Yeah, once its repaired, I still need some careful wanks of the next couple of weeks and I'm not explaining this to any other women"
by Lambardo September 24, 2006
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Page Stretch

Something you do to people's myspaces...
PAGE STRETCH!!
lolololololololololololol
Of course when I do it it's longer...
by sdgsd January 16, 2008
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