stiffany

getting a boner looking at ANY girl even fugly

That fugly gave him a stiffany but no one would notice his pants tenting with a short dick. Until he grows to 7 long and 5 around he can only hope to get fugly action. Hopefully he'll finish puberty soon.

by margrette sees January 18, 2013

stifflers mom

N. A term exactly similar to milf but usually one who will actually get with the younger boys she attracts.
(obviously originating from American Pie Series)

CJ; oh my she is such a milf, do you think she's like stacey's mom or stifflers mom ?

by PB SLAPPER June 26, 2010

iffy-stiffy

a phase in which the male sex organ know as the penis, or cock, becomes some what aroused but has yet to become a full hard on erection. Also known as half staff.

dude she stuck her hand down my drawers nd i had an iffy-stiffy nd she got scared away!

by Zachs January 8, 2005

Skiffer

A cool girl with multiple and indisputable life skills.

Did you see how she handled herself?! Woaah?! She is a major skiffer!

by dee ess January 4, 2010

Saddle Sniffer

Bike riding enthusiast that’s lacking the social skills to interact in regularly re-occuring typical scenarios with whatever sex they are attracted to. They lack regular reasonable female interaction on a day to day basis in life. Any time a female shows up to a group cycling event, the saddle sniffer is immediately right behind them for the entire ride. He takes extreme advantage of every second the female has joined the group ride. He is offering to adjust the bike for the woman, bragging about his ability to assist with any and all types of anything the woman may need on the bike ride, warning her of anything on the trail or road ahead of them.. Offering to take her on a “private tour” of whatever area the group is riding after the main group ride... Just all in all, hes up that womans ass for the entire bike ride.. almost to the point of creeping the woman out so that they never want to show up to a group bike ride again. One of the main reasons for women only exclusive bike clubs ( because they don’t want to be around such male douches ) and one of the reasons that most group bike rides are nearly completely male dominated.

“Bob was being such a saddle sniffer towards on that one chick ass all night on the ride, dam, you’ve got to know hes not getting any at home”

by Williamsven January 19, 2011

trout sniffer

What Buzz McCallister calls Kevin McCallister in the movie, 'Home Alone'.

"Beat that you little trout-sniffer"

by Bjerrnica July 21, 2005

Stiff Little Finger

When falling asleep while fingering a girl (usually drunk) and your finger is left in the entire night.

"Cor blimey, I have a stiff little finger this golden morn."

by 9A Slang March 12, 2009