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Steventon

A Steventon is generally someone who commands vast amounts of respect. This is a term used to generalize someone who can relate to either being super awesome, incredibly cool or super awesome. Oh wait mentioned that one already.
Look at that Steventon over there scrapping with his beezy on thiz in the bay!
by thuglife101 March 17, 2009
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even the stevens

To chop off ones' testicles during a sex act
"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens."

"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."

"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."
by Evener of Infinite Stevens August 22, 2011
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Steven Pauley

Famous celebrity, an Elkview West Virginia native,known best as an award winning show choir performer and for his fabulous costume designs.
Id drop my man in a second to get my hands on Steven Pauley or one of his outrageous costumes.
by Salvatore Di Chiara July 28, 2008
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Steven Gerrard

A great captain for Liverpool but likes to slip on his arse a few times to give away titles. Currently manages Rangers.
He slipped like Steven Gerrard

He’s as good as Steven Gerrard
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Stelena

The most epic lovers of The Vampire Diaries series.
Stelena deserved endgame.
by Dr. AR February 4, 2020
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Steven

A Steven is hands-down the best boyfriend a girl could ask for. He has an unattainable level of class and is extremely chivalrous and gentlemanly - for example, not sitting down at the dinner table until his woman has already been seated or always letting her walk up the stairs first.
Stevens tend to have totally hot bodies, particularly their arms and abs. When a Steven hugs you, it is strong and warm and you feel very safe and never want to let go. His kisses are to die for.
They are total geeks and know everything about everything and they love to show it off- their egos are sky high but it's something a girl can look past because his intelligence is so hot. They pull off glasses very well, specifically Ray Bans.
They always smell like a god and use the greatest colognes, like cologne from say, Zara or something. They have a great sense of style and always look sexy and clean-cut.
He will never acknowledge a single flaw in you, and any flaws you see in yourself a Steven can turn into something positive. They love to make you feel good about yourself and they always succeed.
Stevens have the cutest smiles and the best laughs and the sexiest voices. If you are given the opportunity to get yourself a Steven, don't be dumb and put it off for six months until your whole friendship is threatened, take advantage of it immediately and dive in with your whole heart and he, I can assure you, will do the same.
Girl 1: Your boyfriend's Italian right? Man he must get angry real easy, doesn't he like, hit you?
Girl 2: No way, he's such a Steven, he'd never act that way to a lady.
Girl 1: I'm so jealous, I gotta go find me some Steven.
by Sugar Kane (; July 12, 2011
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Steven

A Steven, usually male, is one of the most lovely people you could ever meet. Handsome, and charming to boot, he is loved by many. He can make you laugh without even trying and always knows when something's wrong. He's attractive but doesn't always know it. He's the sweetest guy you could ever meet, so once you've got him, don't let go. (:
Girl 1: i met this guy today, he's funny and gorgeous
Girl 2: he must be a Steven
by LinZeHstAr July 15, 2010
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