A faggot that has no life and will never get anyone to go out with them and no one likes this person he usually has long hair and is gay sorry their are no perks about this person if u get with this person u will never love them the same he usally thinks he is cool but he is not but don't be mean he'll get mad but he can't hurt u so don't worry
by Jayden trees November 22, 2016
Get the stephenmug. stephens are pretty great, however their dogs are often times cuter than them. stephens have an infatuating personality that sometimes clashes with others. stephens lack the ability to do simple tasks such as wave at their girlfriend in the hallway or say “hi” as they walk past. stephen has the ability to light up your day and instantly put a smile on ur face, even if he is a nerd.
kelsey: is that stephen?
victoria: yep
kelsey: i thought y’all were dating why doesnt he say hi
victoria: i dunno i keep waiting for him to tho
victoria: yep
kelsey: i thought y’all were dating why doesnt he say hi
victoria: i dunno i keep waiting for him to tho
by the thicky vicky November 11, 2019
Get the stephenmug. A Stephen is a greasy douche bag. Who likes to seek attention by showing off his pubs. He usually likes to be sexually with "williams" but can go with "brandons" or "codys" also. No one likes a "stephen"
by stellyishalot April 28, 2009
Get the Stephen mug. Stephen crack cheeks
by buvrbwuoivbrebveq February 7, 2017
Get the stephenmug. stephen will drive you crazy, always lazy and never helps other people in need he will never clean up after him self, he will drink beers and smoke drugs and hates kids so people if you date someone name stephen, dump him right now or he will drive you crazy.......cheers.
by kinkon August 25, 2018
Get the stephenmug. Stephen Harper, the most damaging political figure in Canadian history.
See also: Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus (self-promoted)
It has been scientifically proven that Stephen Harper is consuming oxygen and water that would be better utilized by more inteligent and beneficial creatures, such as cockroaches, syphillis spirochetes, and the herpes virus family.
External references:
100Reasons.ca
ShitHarperDid.com
See also: Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus (self-promoted)
It has been scientifically proven that Stephen Harper is consuming oxygen and water that would be better utilized by more inteligent and beneficial creatures, such as cockroaches, syphillis spirochetes, and the herpes virus family.
External references:
100Reasons.ca
ShitHarperDid.com
The first Prime Minister of Canadian history to have EVER been found in Contempt of Parliament, to which he responded "The Canadian people don't care about that..."
If the Canadian People REALLY don't care about this MASSIVE abuse of power and attack on the people of Canada, then we can kiss Canada as we know it goodbye on May 2nd, 2011...it will not survive another round of Stephen Harper.
Harper has stated in no uncertain terms that, if reelected (despite his not being eligible to run again due to his Contempt of Parliament), he will ramrod through an "Omnibus crime bill" within 100 days or his return to the Office Of The Emperor of Canada.
This "omnibus crime bill" will CREATE ENOUGH NEW CRIMINALS to fill his 9 BILLION dollar "new and refurbished prisons" to capacity, and then some, by making many current activities crimes with mandatory minimum prison terms that have already shown to be an expensive, useless and detrimental failure in the USA, while doing absolutely NOTHING to reduce crime rates.
If Harper is allowed to regain his throne, we WILL see a private prison system in Canada, even though we've already tried it and it failed miserably, and those private prisons have already been shut down.
There comes apoint where doing the wrong thing over and over again MUST eventually prove that it's still the wrong thing, no matter how many attempts are made to make the wrong thing "the thing to do."
If the Canadian People REALLY don't care about this MASSIVE abuse of power and attack on the people of Canada, then we can kiss Canada as we know it goodbye on May 2nd, 2011...it will not survive another round of Stephen Harper.
Harper has stated in no uncertain terms that, if reelected (despite his not being eligible to run again due to his Contempt of Parliament), he will ramrod through an "Omnibus crime bill" within 100 days or his return to the Office Of The Emperor of Canada.
This "omnibus crime bill" will CREATE ENOUGH NEW CRIMINALS to fill his 9 BILLION dollar "new and refurbished prisons" to capacity, and then some, by making many current activities crimes with mandatory minimum prison terms that have already shown to be an expensive, useless and detrimental failure in the USA, while doing absolutely NOTHING to reduce crime rates.
If Harper is allowed to regain his throne, we WILL see a private prison system in Canada, even though we've already tried it and it failed miserably, and those private prisons have already been shut down.
There comes apoint where doing the wrong thing over and over again MUST eventually prove that it's still the wrong thing, no matter how many attempts are made to make the wrong thing "the thing to do."
by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven May 16, 2011
Get the Stephen Harpermug. Australian Minister for Broadband and Communications (basically everything digital within Australia). Best known for his sheer stupidity regarding the area he's supposed to be in charge of, he's trying to push into our internet system a filter supposedly to "block child porn" - what it's really for is to block everything he doesn't like. Said filter has been proven to be a complete piece of shit (for example, it blocked a fucking kennel boarding site! Seriously? Something that helps the animals? Conroy, you fucknut.), and is hated by just about everyone with half a working brain. Of course, being butthurt, the only counter he can come up with is "if you don't like my plan you must be a pedophile!" Worst part? He wants it to be MANDATORY, despite even the senators advocating it demanding that it be optional - if he wins, say goodbye to free speech and get ready pack your bags and flee to Scandinavia.
by Hyperion09 July 5, 2010
Get the Stephen Conroymug.