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Steven

A Steven is hands-down the best boyfriend a girl could ask for. He has an unattainable level of class and is extremely chivalrous and gentlemanly - for example, not sitting down at the dinner table until his woman has already been seated or always letting her walk up the stairs first.
Stevens tend to have totally hot bodies, particularly their arms and abs. When a Steven hugs you, it is strong and warm and you feel very safe and never want to let go. His kisses are to die for.
They are total geeks and know everything about everything and they love to show it off- their egos are sky high but it's something a girl can look past because his intelligence is so hot. They pull off glasses very well, specifically Ray Bans.
They always smell like a god and use the greatest colognes, like cologne from say, Zara or something. They have a great sense of style and always look sexy and clean-cut.
He will never acknowledge a single flaw in you, and any flaws you see in yourself a Steven can turn into something positive. They love to make you feel good about yourself and they always succeed.
Stevens have the cutest smiles and the best laughs and the sexiest voices. If you are given the opportunity to get yourself a Steven, don't be dumb and put it off for six months until your whole friendship is threatened, take advantage of it immediately and dive in with your whole heart and he, I can assure you, will do the same.
Girl 1: Your boyfriend's Italian right? Man he must get angry real easy, doesn't he like, hit you?
Girl 2: No way, he's such a Steven, he'd never act that way to a lady.
Girl 1: I'm so jealous, I gotta go find me some Steven.
by Sugar Kane (; July 12, 2011
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Steven

A Steven, usually male, is one of the most lovely people you could ever meet. Handsome, and charming to boot, he is loved by many. He can make you laugh without even trying and always knows when something's wrong. He's attractive but doesn't always know it. He's the sweetest guy you could ever meet, so once you've got him, don't let go. (:
Girl 1: i met this guy today, he's funny and gorgeous
Girl 2: he must be a Steven
by LinZeHstAr July 15, 2010
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Stueven

another adjective similar to rad, groovy..ect.
This song is so stueven!
by BiancaH July 4, 2008
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steven seagle

after ejaculating into your partners mouth, chop them in the neck forcing them to swallow a mouthful semen
she didnt want to swallow so i gave her a steven seagle
by maxir colona June 12, 2009
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Steven The Settler

Steven noun \ˈpər-fikt\

1
a : being entirely without fault or defect : flawless
b : satisfying all requirements : accurate
c : corresponding to an ideal standard or abstract concept

2
a : sexually mature and fully differentiated ;D
-Steven the settler, he is perfect, hence the settling.

-Was that Steven that just walked by? Yeah he is definitely settling.
by The Reacher January 28, 2012
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Steven reed

A person who excels at sadness (aka Emo).
" Why u steven reed. "
by Soflobron021 August 10, 2016
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Steven Matos

Bad MOFO that eats the whole Reese's, not just the middle
Yo, you actin like a str8 up Steven Matos right now dawg. Sheeeet
by Rockinsquare007 October 31, 2016
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