Stinging Cough Drop

Forcefully dropping a stinging turd, usually small and round but may also be liquified, while violently coughing.

Typically occurs when suffering form the flu or other virus.

That poor chap in the stall was clearly not well. The stinging cough drops were vary apparent from the sounds.

I was talking to my boss in his office when the remnants of this flu kicked in and I was coughing profusely and shat myself with a stinging cough drop at the same time. I had to waddle out and it was running down my pant leg.

by Dick Onchin December 8, 2021

standing bath

a shower apparenlty 🙄

emma’s taking a standing bath

by cilantro.is.yummy March 17, 2022

Freestyle Standing

What one does when they are too drunk to engage in normal standing. Characterized by odd, often gravity defying moves, while at least one foot remains firmly planted

Man, last night Rose came home from the PTO so trashed on Mad Dog that she was in the freestyle standing championships.

by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011

Balls Standing For What They Believe In

When a man remains faithful in the midst of temptation from an attractive woman.

It's not easy, but my balls standing for what they believe in.

by MARCISMS October 12, 2020

Balls Standing For What They Believe In

For a man to remain faithful to his significant other while being tempted by an attractive woman.

There are a lot of beautiful women here, but my balls standing for what they believe in.

by MARCISMS October 12, 2020

Person Standing Across the Street

You were probably bored so you probably looked out of your window and probably saw someone standing across the street and decided that you'd search that up.

And here you are on the Urban Dictionary.

Don't worry, we've all been there.

Oh look, there's a person standing across the street...

by knee deep in essays May 3, 2021

The Standing GawkGawk 5000

An unusual and rare sex position, where a grown man receives oral felatio from a midget of his preferred gender whilst both are standing up.

Dude, I'm dating this small girl, I'll ask her for The Standing GawkGawk 5000 next weekend.

by xottas May 19, 2022