Standard Lesbian Behavior

Standard Lesbian Behavior is characterized by lesbians who fall into the trap of behaviors that we all know and love/hate.
Generally being a passive aggressive psycho with borderline stalker behavior. We've all been there.

Standard Lesbian Behavior Examples:

-Playing Rugby, Softball, Soccer, Lacrosse, Field Hockey
-Dating a teammate from above teams
-Saying I love you to your girlfriend within 30 business days
-Deleting your ex off facebook / re-adding her / deleting her again
-Owning multiple snapbacks / hats (lesbians love head gear)
-Adding random lesbians on facebook and messaging them without even meeting
-OKCreeping
-Showing up at the bar with the same outfit as multiple men
-Creepily following / crushing on someone on Instagram you.have.never.met
-Not just possesing cats, but being possesive and obsessive of cats

-Multiple uploads per week of said cat to Instagram
-Liking a rando lez's pics on all forms of social media.

-Owning Timberlands - if ur a dykey lez

there are so,many,more but I refuse to give you em all

by Molly F April 26, 2013

Pagan Standard Time

(Also abbreviated P.S.T)

1. Fashionably late
2. (when preceded by a definite hour) Within half an hour or so of.

1. Don't worry, Dave will be here, he's on Pagan Standard Time.
2. We'll be holding our Samhain Ritual at 8:00 Pagan Standard time.

by Zak Zennii August 10, 2005

Standard Equipment

The fact that all chicks are bat-crazy, in some way. The partner must accept this and take it in stride, if they want the relationship to work.

Matt: I swear, Kim is nuts.

Jim: They all are. It's standard equipment.

by jimsnow0 November 17, 2012

Boss Standard Time

When you work at a small gas station, and the person that relieves you of your shift is your boss. since he is the boss he doesnt have to be on time. Being upwards of 1 hour late.
So he is on his own time zone known as BST.

I was supposed to get off work at 6am CST but didnt get off until 6am Boss Standard Time BST .. which was more like 6:40CST.

by bababoobababa March 12, 2011

Cannabis Standard Time

Time dilation caused by cannabis use.
30 minutes CST = 5 minutes SST(Sober Standard Time)

High Guy 1: Dude, I just thought an hour went by, but it was only 10 minutes
High Guy 2: That's just Cannabis Standard Time man, it happens to all of us

by DJHughGRection June 15, 2013

asian standard time

A term used to describe late asians. They basically arrive whenever they want. Depending on their mood, they can arrive a minute late, or an hour late.

Person 1: WTF is AST?
Asian 1: Dude, it's Asian Standard Time, we come whenever the fuck we want.

by oorah852 February 4, 2009

Double Standard

A double standard is a code or policy that favors one group or person over another. For example, a guy who is skinny is considered weak, while a girl who is skinny is considered beautiful. Double standards exist everywhere, but usually go unnoticed since people take the side of whoever the double standard is helping.

A rapist will get several years in jail while a false rape claim only gets a few months. This is a double standard.

by Lieutenant Macaroni June 12, 2019