Skaline is the name given to only one person in a lifetime. This person becomes God-like and once he calls upon this name, greatness arises and he becomes unstoppable. Folklore say the spirit of Skaline drinks ale with the Gods in Valhalla at night and descends to earth at dawn. The current geographical location of the body Skaline embodies is unknown, but the search continues.
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by Skaline November 23, 2021
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In 2013 when a company named gaijin (HQ in Russia) discovered the material and then force fed it to their server-hamster to power their god-forsaken-shit-ass-indestructible-fucking-medium-tanks, this material is commonly seen in the tanks: T-34 series and the T-72 AV(Turms-T) witch can bounce western NATO APFSDS made on 2009 on some bullshit-ass ERA with 5mm of kinetic armor protection.
In 2013 when a company named gaijin (HQ in Russia) discovered the material and then force fed it to their server-hamster to power their god-forsaken-shit-ass-indestructible-fucking-medium-tanks, this material is commonly seen in the tanks: T-34 series and the T-72 AV(Turms-T) witch can bounce western NATO APFSDS made on 2009 on some bullshit-ass ERA with 5mm of kinetic armor protection.
Rick: Jimmy do you see that T-72 over there?
Jimmy: yes I have silver bullet powered by a McDonald’s deep fryer ready
*bounces on the side*
Rick: fucking Stalinium
Jimmy: yes I have silver bullet powered by a McDonald’s deep fryer ready
*bounces on the side*
Rick: fucking Stalinium
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"Salinevangelist" (noun): An individual who fervently believes in the transformative power of table salt when applied to baby guinea pigs, with the hope that this unconventional practice will lead to the emergence of ethereal "salt-pig angels."
The self-proclaimed salinevangelist passionately applies table salt to baby guinea pigs, convinced that this ritual will somehow bring forth enchanting "salt-pig angels."
by Rustic Clam August 13, 2023
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by Tim Doheny February 25, 2004
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Deflections often (but not always) involve promises of absolute success in the next society they are inflicted upon, claiming that any service funded by taxation is an example of its success (conflation of tax with either ideology) or by downplaying truly awful historical events committed by communist regimes (e.g. the Holodomor). Other examples of deflection exist.
It is most frequently observed among people who have no experience of living under a communist regime. These people are often t-shirt communists.
Deflections often (but not always) involve promises of absolute success in the next society they are inflicted upon, claiming that any service funded by taxation is an example of its success (conflation of tax with either ideology) or by downplaying truly awful historical events committed by communist regimes (e.g. the Holodomor). Other examples of deflection exist.
It is most frequently observed among people who have no experience of living under a communist regime. These people are often t-shirt communists.
Guy 1: "I know fascism is bad, but just look at the millions who have died under communist regimes"
Guy 2: "Nah man, real communism hasn't been tried. All those dictatorships were red fascism or were funded by the CIA. It'll definitely work in the next country it's tried in."
Guy 1: "Dude, that's literally Stalin's law. Stop defending brutal communist regimes"
Guy 2: "Nah man, real communism hasn't been tried. All those dictatorships were red fascism or were funded by the CIA. It'll definitely work in the next country it's tried in."
Guy 1: "Dude, that's literally Stalin's law. Stop defending brutal communist regimes"
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