Stapledorf

To slap someone across the face with a stapler

Little Jimmy have spent 500 dollars on fortnite vbucks to his father proceded to Stapledorf him

by Stapledorf June 5, 2020

Styled on

when you absolutely demolish someone or something with zero effort or thought, usually said to confirm dominance over someone who is salty about losing

gamer 1; "bro wtf, that fight was not even close to fair! you didn't even let me get my items equipped!"

gamer 2; "styled on lmao"

by Biggy R (red) January 17, 2022

staredevil

The best

That dude is a real staredevil

by Bussssy April 21, 2022

Stale-out

An unpleasant social environment that one becomes a part of, often garnered by nasty attitudes or occurrences.

That meeting was a complete stale-out. Im never going back to one of those.

by Tbone Steak April 10, 2023

Self-Styled Psychos

The elite urban guerilla band whose members terrorize Juggalos and destroy their property.

"Damn, I hope those Self-Styled Psychos don't attack me cuz of this ICP sticker on my mom's mini-van."

by pusilanomous September 11, 2003

Bewilder-stalked

The event(s) in which a human that is attempting to distance them-self from another individual is called and screamed at multiple times. This is followed by multiple messages across various social networking sites and many phone calls and voicemails. Actual mail may also be received however this is rare. Following a short but enjoyed time span of blissful silence (1-2 days), the human receives a text from the individual in which the individual states they will leave the human alone. Immediately following this message the individual becomes overcome with a fit of insane hysteria and calls the human yet again to cry/yell some form of unidentifiable craziness and the process starts yet again.

Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.

Human 1 - "Dude, I'm being bewilder-stalked again. This shit is so strange."

Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."

by krojas0 May 6, 2012

Spontaneous Staredown

The moment when you accidentaly have a silent staring contest with another person, usually resulting with someone blinking and the other laughing if friend, or if stranger going back to what they were doing.

It was quite awkward when I had a Spontaneous Staredown with that man.

by Birduarent May 8, 2014