Stave

to be crushed within

The waffle iron staved my fingers...again.

by Tim August 13, 2004

starve

Term used by FOBs to describe hunger.

My is a FOB, therfore she says "I'm starve" when she really means to say "I'm starving".

by racksonracksmyfob December 18, 2012

Starving Barber

A sexual act in which the giver munches on the pubes, forcibly ripping them out with his/her teeth.

"Bro, what's up?"
"Man, my girl pulled the starving barber last night."
"Shit son, you should always keep it trimmed."

by slabberjabber April 25, 2010

Starving College Student

A college student who lacks disposable income because he does not have a job, yet his parents pay for his tuition, his food, his rent, and really everything under the sun. The Starving College Student typically spends the stipend his parents give him on alcohol and/or drugs. The stereotype is that this student must resort to eating Top Ramen to survive, which may be true, but only because they spent their allowance on alcohol and drugs. These students also perform poorly in their college classes because, after all, they view higher education as a birthright and not an opportunity. These depraved individuals somehow do just enough to earn a Business Degree, having only learned "strong résumé words" at the expense of an actual education. Also referred to as the "Poor College Kid"

Grandma Beatrice: Aww Zacky honey, why don't you come over for dinner tomorrow night. I know you're a starving college student who would kill for a home cooked meal.

Zack: Thanks Grandma. I have been living exclusively off of Top Ramen. I'd love to come over for some prime rib. I will head over as soon as I edit my resume and lie about having leadership experience.

by JoeyRogue January 2, 2014

starverated

Derived from the words "starve" and "rated", this word is a rating of how hungry you are. It is situated above STARVE and just below RAVENOUS on the "how hungry are you" scale.

"yo mang... that congee didn't help... i'm stll STARVERATED!"

by J DaDa April 4, 2005

Starvilating

A condition in which both mental, and physical reactions come from not necessarily starving, but rather knowing that it's time to eat. This knowledge causes your stomache to growl, and even becoming fidgety, in an obviously psychosomatic condition.

"Hey, are you going to lunch soon? Because I'm starvilating over here..."

by MrAltoids December 9, 2008

Starvivicating

When ones stomach has collapsed (nearly to
the point of no return), due to lack of food.

I can't wait to get some food - I am starvivicating!"

by filthygrogeous October 23, 2009