Staav

A useless ass clown that resembles justin beiber and will remain a virgin the rest of his life. Often found doing the following things:

1. Masturbating
2. Playing Halo
3. Being a chaunce
4. Suckin' dick

Jake: My roommate is such a staav.

Colin: Why?

Jake: All he does is stink shit up and play halo.

by fevemeister March 14, 2011

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Touch Starved

When one has the strong desire to be touched (not usually in a sexual way). Examples of touch are hugs, kisses, or just something simple as holding hands. Humans feel this desire due to the fact the body releases the hormone oxytocin during skin-on-skin contact. Without it, adults are more susceptible to depression and infants can have developmental problems or even die. This craving can be satisfied through a friend (if you're comfortable with affection, some platonic relationships are more hands off) or a partner.

Alex: Since I broke up with Taylor I've been so touch starved...
Andy: Wanna hug?

Alex: Yeah :)

*insert a cute hug here*

by Thyla The Timeless January 28, 2018

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staar test

THE WORST MOTHER FUCKING TEST YOU HAVE TO TAKE FOR 4 MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN HOURS!

AND THE TEACHERS MAKE US DO IT!

i took the staar test today

by The king of fat May 11, 2017

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starvemaxxing

The process of starving yourself so that you will lose bodyfat and achieve a well defined jawline and hollow cheekbones. Term created by looksmaxxing incels, hence the 'maxxing' part.

Person 1: I'm so fat, it's over for me.

Person 2: Better start starvemaxxing.

by Looksmaxxer October 1, 2023

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Stationary starvation

A restaurant where no one gets fed and the employee turnover is higher than anywhere else. Instead of A Moveable Feast Natural Cafe' and health store.

Stationary starvation is the worst restaurant I have ever been to. Service is so bad.

by PWS27 April 8, 2017

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