squirrel pile

Small pile of laundry or junk. Usually left with the intent of being cleared up later, but normally isn't.

"My husband keeps leaving squirrel piles around the house."

by VengeanceVali May 1, 2009

Squirrelallope

Pronounced: squirrel-a-lope. A rare animal in the rodent family. Found mostly in the foothills of San Jose (although due to illegal transportation a flock of them have been spotted in Montana). Very possibly an experiment gone wrong...or very right...
This animal is very skittish and will freeze in lawn ornament positions when spotted in hopes to deter predators. The most common position is the Captain Morgan pose for reasons researchers have yet to find an answer to.
Appearance: similar to a medium sized squirrel, shockingly bushy tail, bug eyes, and antlers....yes...antlers.

Oh Look! It's a Squirrelallope!

by Unicorn Bowler December 9, 2009

squirrel mating

The act of having sex upside down in a closet.

Omg, did you know that Regina and Kade squirrel mated at the party last night?
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.

by siprofesora November 23, 2016

squirrel shower

A type of shower in which no shampoo, soap, or any other cleaning thing is used.

The $&@&ing hotel was out of soap and shampoo so I took a quick squirrel shower.

by Gian Luca’s March 10, 2018

Squirrel cheekin’

When a girl puts the whole male sack in her mouth and moves each nut to one side of her mouth.

Damn that girl gave me the best squirrel Cheekin’ Of my life last night

by Brice Thomas/Sean Turner August 4, 2018

Squirrelin’ a Nut

When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.

I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.

I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Squirrel Feather

A squirrel feather is a poster child for abortion, mentally challenged, bushy haired, annoying, short-near dwarfism, unstable minded, constantly pacing and pretending to have self-worth in heroism and creating the illusion that people actually care about them. When a squirrel feather feels that they are not being heard, they raise their voice rudely interrupting individuals that actually know what is going on only to make themselves look like a jackass in front of others. You can often hear a squirrel feather repeating phrases like "...and stuff like that" or "as far as it goes"...only leading others into confusion on how far it really does go. A squirrel feather can usually be found staring off into space usually confused about easy tasks and making no sense whatsoever in anything and having extreme difficulty in making any decisions on any simple task. Hobbies of squirrel feather are staring uncomfortably at a man getting undressed and making a suggestive reminder in a unsettling creapy tone that its time to take a shower to another man-often resulting in that man feeling extremely uncomfortable. Squirrel feathers are usually kinfolk of Jimmys and are most often little brothers of Jimmys.

There goes squirrel feather saving the plant one light fixture at a time....what a little idiot!

by Mick267 January 16, 2020