squidward in a chair

a cancerous meme that will make you suicidal so,DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT I'M WARNING YOU!!!!!!

OMG did you see that squidward in a chair one hour version

by Fellow_Germans_unite! May 4, 2018

squidders

It is an onomatapoetic sounds like it is British slang term referring to a bad case of diarrhea.

Jake had a vicious case of the squidders after chowing down on the Mexican food.

by PaqZa October 21, 2004

squidword

my boyfriend penis

omg he has a big squidword

by squidwordsfriend October 22, 2003

Squidward

What an erect penis looks like from a womans view when laying her head on his stomach.

Looking at his penis it reminded me of Squidward

by krissi d December 8, 2009

Squidwarding

The act of cumming in her mouth so hard it hurts. In reference to a woman in South Korea who had her mouth impregnated by eating a squid. She complained of intense pain in her mouth after the squid sperm made contact

Bro, I squidwarded her so hard she might need new tastebuds. (Past Tense of squidwarding)

by Shitballs5 September 28, 2014

Squidward

Someone who always is upset or grumpy, always wears dress clothes tie and yes the tie clip, and lastly hates EVEYTHING!

Hey Squidward have you finished those errands yet?

by Writer of none December 21, 2016

Squidward’s Clarinet

When a girl blows her man’s dick like a clarinet, and licking the tip like a reed

Yo Ashley hit me wit da Squidward’s Clarinet last night bruh

by VileAnalDonkey June 13, 2018