Aquamarine Squash

Really loves a sunshine goose but no one can figure out why- the absolute worst. You won't want anyone else.

Man did you see that aquamarine squash?

Yeah! What was up with that?

Always with that sunshine goose... did you think they'd last the summer?

Ha! No way.

Me neither, guess we were jaded by hookup culture.

Gotta love an aquamarine squash!

by kj_isReal April 28, 2023

melon squash

When you press your tits up against a window

She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.

by Eastside Rabbit July 29, 2023

Butt nut squash

When you ejaculate in a girls anus, have her fart it out, dilute with urine and have her drink it.

Are you butt nut squash wild?

by Steve seagull July 9, 2022

Squap-J

A term used to describe one who masterbates while slapping their dick

Wig squap-J'd himself thinking about teej.

by MaseWigTeejJrobBob November 2, 2008

squachmo

A mini sasquach or Jermey Heiss

Squachmo (Jermey Heiss) smells like rank ass.

by Big C December 10, 2004

Squashie

When one's self finds that he/she wont make it to the toilet and sits down to camouflage the fact that they've shit themselves thus resulting in the faeces being squashed in the underwear.

You: man i'll never make it to the toilet.

Me: You're going to have to settle for a squashie my friend.

by Roondawg March 9, 2009

Squash it

A term used to stop something, especially in a bad manner.

Teacher: (teaching math)
Student: (talking while teacher talking)
Teacher: Squash it now!

by crotanguy October 10, 2018