spum

unwanted cum, in a similar vein as unwanted email is defined as spam, unwanted cum is defined as spum.

before i could move he spum on my face.

by alan April 5, 2004

Spame

The noun for the word "spamer" (when noobs misspell "spammer").

spammer = spam
spamer = spame

Noob 1: LOLL0L0ZL0ZZLAXL0AL0Z
Noob 1: QWERTYUIOP1234567890
Noob 1: udsuUSHDGUHSDUHiudgfijg
Random Guy: ...
Noob 2: L0LZ U R A SPAMER
Noob 1: i no i spame a lot ^_^

by XFi6 January 11, 2008

spump

to hump and spank someone simultaneously.

guy#1 why you lookin so rough this morning?

guy#2 last night i spumped 2 hobettes until i threw out my back and my hands were raw.

by boss hogg =√= June 23, 2009

Spuma

A rare creature with redish brown hair and a cunning and beautiful smile/face. Population 1>. The closest species is a liger which is half lion/tiger. Only way to kill during a hunt is with a harpoon gun or a pack of newports (100's ofcourse).

Dude watch the spuma in her natural habitat the cig lounge. Lets go spuma hunting, we got the bait(Newports).

by Mizzle Flizzle July 14, 2009

Dino Spumoni

The act of shoving your thumb up another person rectum in an act of surprise while exclaiming the phrase "DINO SPUMONI!"

So we were all drinking lots of beer at Eastern when I went to bend over to talk to a wasted chick and that guy Alex totally gave me a Dino Spumoni.

by Brian Conway January 21, 2009

spüen

plain and simply...."rabbit shit", not rabbit poop, but "rabbit shit"

1. DUUDE YOU JUST STEPPED IN SPüEN!!!
2. I'm tired of cleaning all of this spüen up after my pet rabbit.

by doug February 25, 2004

Spmelling

Smelling or counting peanuts.

He was totally spmelling for like ten minutes, dude.

by Koniac October 23, 2008