Splinkle

When someone is peeing and accidently pees on their foot !

Present : splinkling

Past: splinkled
Future: splinkle

On holiday my uncled splinkled on his foot!!

by MissyP368 August 21, 2017

Spinkle winkle

Spinkle winkle is said to people thay wont stopp acting gay and think that they are cool.

exampel 1:
person 1: You whore go suck cock
person 2: no your spinkle winkle looking ass

exampel 2:
person 1: you are a disgrace to humanity

person 2: *finds picture of person 1* no your spinkly winkly looking ass

by ItzLixy October 17, 2021

spineless

A wimp. A person without a spine. Someone who has others do the dirty work for them. Someone who backs down from confrontation or sneaks around and has others do the job for them.

1. Look at that kid who had his friend beat his enemy up.

2. Vitale hired someone else to abuse his ex. What a spineless sack of shit.

by Dthrone March 5, 2008

sprinkler fitter

fire protection installer, one of only few professions where its workers can "honestly make it rain"
Also somewhat ironic because we make more than you.

neighbor was being a jerk so the sprinkler fitter made it rain on him.

by brentwoodbc February 23, 2011

a lawn sprinkler

A term for somebody who cries easily, and a lot.

It doesn't take much for him to burst into tears. I liken him to "a lawn sprinkler"...if you know what I mean. Very sensitive.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 12, 2021

make it sprinkle

When a guy is attempting to "make it rain" throwing dollars on the stage at the strip club, but only throws a few ones.

Stripper 1: "Looks like you didn't make that many tips."

Stripper 2: "Yeah, those wannabes at the stage really know how to make it sprinkle."

Syn. Making it drizzle

by PixieVixen April 9, 2009

Sprinkler Dick

When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.

Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?

Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.

by RJH2 December 3, 2016