spooning the poodle

A guy who is so incredibly pussy whipped that he likely holds his girlfriends dog (that he hates) for her whenever she asks. It is undoubtedly a small yippy dog that sleeps in her bed between them.

"Did you see the way Keiko ordered Tommy around? Brother is totally spooning the poodle."

by Tucker Stevens January 15, 2008

spooling

Siting or laying in a sexual way. Similar to spooning and usually leads to forking.

Alyse and Mango spooled and spooned until they forked.

by wgbeg March 13, 2005

Spookin

The art form of taking random objects found on the streets or peoples' trash like old t.v.s and dehumidifiers and putting them in a persons yard. You could put signs from main roads or from other peoples yards. Also, you could add some construction cones or random poles and such. Use whatever fuels your fire. You can spook a person you like or don't like, however, make sure that they will get mad if someone spooks their yard. Its more fun that way! :)

Man we went spookin last night and spooked Drew's house real good! Its all over facebook!

by iamking0425 August 14, 2011

spoofing

In New Zealand, spoofing refers to cumming, jizzing, ejaculating and so on and so forth.

I am spoofing right now as we speak. I just spoofed all over your grandmother's face. Hey! Is that spoof on your collar?

by Kmannz May 31, 2010

spooning

where a man (usually a very tall man) with the use of a verybig spoon churns milk to make cheese.

francise was spooning cheese last summer

by Brof Brofferson March 3, 2009

Spooning the Tuna

To spoon one's tuna is to fist one's vagina.

Dave: Do you like spooning the tuna.
Greg: I like spooning your mum's tuna.

by Mister Shaun June 21, 2008

spoodling

The act of sex when a circumcised penis inserts itself into the hood of a uncircumcised penis

barry: i saw something we should try sometime its called spoodling

Jerry: sounds kinky lets do it

by quizibo March 5, 2009