Two Spins

Meaning Two full rotations of a scale or two hundred pounds. Can also be used for three or four spins as well.
Also known as Two Bills

Last night the chick mark showed up with was at least two and a half spins. He must have to roll her in flour before sex

by the web cohort August 30, 2005

spon

Not a mispelling of spoon. Generally used as an exclamation or insult, and occasionally an acknowledgement or expression of indifference (like meh), or confusion. It can only be correctly used as the single word in a sentence.

1. Spon.

2. Spon!

3. Spon?

Incorrect: What the spon?

by Ransom March 29, 2005

spinspiracy theory

a theory or opinion which differs so drastically from the generally accepted theory or opinion that it can be considered extreme or even laughable.

I heard yet another spinspiracy theory regarding the death of Osama.

by purple hayes, BOSTON, MA May 29, 2011

'Spensive

a shorter, cute version of expensive

i'd get it, but it's 'spensive

by Sarah the cookie February 4, 2016

Deli-Buff Spinster

Any person who will eat food off of your cock.

Person 1: Aye did you go to the cocktail party last night?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Made amy my deli-buff spinster with the crudités!

by Peeleberry December 4, 2010

sponch

(verb) to engage in nerd-like behavior by spouting knowledge about totally irrelevant or uniteresting topics; to cement your lack of skills at social interaction by demonstrating your proviciciency in an obscure area of study.

(noun) one who engages in sponching behavior

Friend of Sponch: ew, you have snot on your sleeve!

Sponch: Did you know that snot is just a colloquial term for the nasal mucus that's created by the nasal mucosa, and serves to protect the respiratory tract?

Friend of Sponch: Could you please stop sponching in public?

by Ben Bookworm December 11, 2006

sponse

See Penis.
Also a Maxaris

Maxaris is a sponse!!

by Aeguvas October 23, 2003