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Nigger-shock

When you're lost while driving and suddenly realize you're in an area infested with niggers.
You can imagine our nigger-shock when we took a wrong turn off the interstate and soon realized we were in a neighborhood inhabited by niggers.
by larry Major In Omaha September 24, 2012
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shocker

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger). This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion (see "deep thrust" for more hardcore info). Commonly described a numerous number of ways, e. g. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink; two in the grass one in the ass; two in the slut one in the butt; two in the koot, one in the boot; goin to town with one in the brown; and many more, this method of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels. But only grand masters, like the Big Johnson have perfected it.
"It was an exhilerating and shocking experience" - Janet Jameson

"The shocker sets me free. After the first time, I was hooked" - Anna Kornakova

"Ewwwww, I got poo on my finger" - Chris Budz

"After I gave her the shocker and left she always came back, rapping at my chamber door. I told her never more, I would not again shock that whore. But she continued rapping on my chamber door, and before i knew it, she was on my floor....begging...MORE...MORE!!!!" -Edgar Allan Poe

"This is almost as good as what Big Johnson gave me" - One fine fox
by Slick Willie October 2, 2002
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Alabama Shocker

Same as the shocker but with one in the pink, and two in the stink
Yo, I sliped that girl the Alabama Shocker!
by shite town pat February 18, 2009
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Shockwave

Decepticon who has this massive creature known as The Driller. Is know for his cannon arm,dedication to logic,short screen time,and cyclops eye.
Shockwave:OPTIMUS!
by General Langston September 3, 2019
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awk shock

The stomach-turning shock that fills your body when you notice that someone who are awkward with (ie a previous hook up, or some one that you are embarrassed to be around) is in the vicinity. An awk shock may lead to a feeling of fear and nervousness, and the act of squealing, running, ducking, or hiding to avoid the awkwardness.
I had a full-blown awk shock when I turned around to see that the person who I hooked up with last week was standing right in front of me in the dining hall.
by lschurme March 25, 2009
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Spocklet

I piece of Java-script Code placed within a Browser Bookmark, normally designed to run in Firefox, Chrome, or Safari. The Spocklet is launched to load game management Scripts, to assist in the tediousness of playing the Game Mafia Wars.
The Repeat Job Spocklet was used to help get through all the clicking necessary in Destination Vegas.

The Link-a-Nator Spocklet is a great tool to help generate gifting links.
by Pistol Pete of Spockholm April 12, 2011
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spockface

the face someone makes during orgasm... that looks no different to their everyday face.
didn't you enjoy that? yes... why do u ask? u pulled a spockface!
by jamesking11 February 28, 2012
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