When you feel a big duece coming on, you would lay down a splashgaurd to avoid nasty toilet water splashing back onto or even worse into yourself
O my god, im so happy i laid down that Splashguard, i swear i would've drained the toilet otherwise.
by Ryan Loose January 5, 2008
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Dale Earnhardt, Jr., does not have a enough Sunoco fuel to make it to the end of the race. He will be coming in for a splash-and-dash with five laps remaining, says crew chief Lance McGrew.
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The unpleasent and unwanted action of water or deoderizer fluid splashing back up on one's ass after depositing a very large shit into either an outhouse or a john.
by crazy lumberjack June 18, 2006
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by Corseliun Michael Corett III July 31, 2006
Get the Splash Conception mug.Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.
She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)
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Get the dick splash mug.A (very) loose measurement of spirits. The amount of alcohol being determined by how long it takes to say "splashy splashy".
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Also a term for a drink.
Used in London and North Eastern Australia.
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Also a term for a drink.
Used in London and North Eastern Australia.
by Queen Douche I January 15, 2011
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